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Christopher Columbus Satire

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“In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue, it was a courageous thing to do but someone was already here,” everyone knows that song, right? Undoubtedly you learned it sometime around second grade as a way to remember who first “discovered” America. Well now that we’re big kids, we can confront this matter head on, and upon investigation, we realize Columbus wasn’t the ‘good guy’ we thought he was. Actually, it turns out that he was quite a terrible person, but we’ll get to that. In short, I believe that Americans are not getting the full story of Christopher Columbus, and once they do, they’ll agree with me that Columbus Day should not be a holiday.
What I find blatantly ironic about this nursery rhyme-eqsue song is that it does, in fact, point …show more content…

But to begin, we must establish the fact that he didn’t actually land in America, but rather, he landed south in the Bahamas, and then found his way up to where we all assume he landed. At the time of Columbus’ travels, hundreds of other navigators were sailing around this unknown part of the world, and several had virtually the same course as Columbus, but arrived a little bit late. For example, John Cabot, an English explorer, was set out to New England in his travels, but landed in 1498, just 6 years after Columbus. What’s even more interesting is that Amerigo Vespucci (who America was ultimately named after) actually landed in Venezuela before Columbus did, and what’s more is that he made the same voyage as Columbus a few short years after in 1497. To conclude, the significance of Columbus’ voyage to America decreases significantly once you realize that there were at least two other explorers who followed the exact same path as him, and would’ve undoubtedly discovered America and the Bahamas shortly after Columbus, further proving that we should not celebrate Columbus

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