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Creative Writing: Ask Me To Move

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Ask me to move nicely. Yelling “Git!” does not endear you to me. And give me a minute or two to move. I’m getting on in years. Don’t rush me. I hate it when you touch my tail. I have always hated it. I will always hate it. And when you try to make me move faster by nudging my backside, you touch my tail with your knee. I know you know what you’re doing. That’s why I glare at you. What I’d really like to do is to bite your tail and see how you’d like it. You eat, like, six times a day if you include snacks. What makes you think a scoop in the morning and a half scoop in the evening of some dry dog food is enough for me? Why do you think I’m always rooting around in the garbage and licking the kitchen floor underneath the chair of the sloppy

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