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Satiric Approach In Parenting

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Mr. Cranky Pants
(A Satiric Approach in Parenting)
My dad has been there through thick and thin, mainly thin. He had been in my life for as long as I have lived! My dad is outstanding, outgoing, and funny. Dads can also be stubborn, mean, and honest. My dad in particular is all of the above and sometimes I really dislike that, but hey I can’t change that and I won’t even try either. I love how my dad still gives me a curfew, makes me work on my days off, and doesn’t let me ever be on my phone. Every other eighteen year old I know doesn’t have a curfew and I still do. I love that. I love how my father gives me only until 11:00 at night and all my other friends can stay out until midnight to one O’clock. I have so much family time on top of …show more content…

My dad is the best dad in the world because he thinks that I need to work a whole seven days out of the week. It’s great because I don’t get time to do that mountain high McGee homework that I look forward to every weekend. And the best part about working on the days that I have off are that I don’t even get paid for working those hours. I feel like an awesome person after volunteering those days to work that I care for so much. On top of having a curfew and working seven days out of the week I appreciate how my father never lets me be on my phone so I can spend more quality time with my family that I am always with. It’s great when I throw seventy dollars down the drain for my phone bill and never get to be on it. It gets even better, my father takes my phone every night so I can get a good night’s sleep, but what is sleep when I have a mountain of homework that I have to do when I get off of work and school? Clearly, my father cares about my well-being, so much so that he takes away my social life and gives me nothing but family time 24/7. He only lets me out for three hours on Friday and not a minute late. He takes away any ‘free’ day that I have besides of school. Also he doesn’t let me go on my phone. I don’t think I have ever met a father who cares so much for a

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