The name’s Ward. Bennett Ward. I’m a detective, and like any typical detective, I wear a funny hat, smoke a pipe, and have a peculiar accent. Unlike other detectives, I live at the bottom of a lake- the Great Lake at Hogwarts. Perhaps you’ve heard of it. Why do merpeople need a detective? Aren’t we all just innocent, adorable sea creatures who just spend their days combing their hair with forks and conversing with seagulls? Sorry to disappoint you, but this isn’t The Little Mermaid. There are plenty of merpeople who commit crimes, and it’s my job to solve them. “Ward,” came the soft voice of my partner, interrupting me from my inner dialogue. “Yes?” I ask, giving her my full attention. Serenity was a quiet mermaid- she rarely talked to …show more content…
I’m on the edge of my seat. “They’re at the bottom of the lake!” she blurts. I fall out of my chair. “That’s not a case!” I exclaim from my spot on the floor. The merlady looks shocked. “Yes it is!” she argues. “Sorry, lady,” I spit as I use my desk to force myself upright. “I only solve mysteries, and it’s only a mystery if a crime’s been committed. Four humans at the bottom of our lake is unusual, yes, but it’s not a crime.” “It is a crime if they’re unconscious and tied up! Furthermore, the man who put them there, well, I don’t think he had a permit.” “Why didn’t you say that in the first place?” I bark. “Serenity, we’ve got to go investigate right away. Where are the humans located?” “Over by Charlie’s Seaweed Farm.” I blink. “Grab my coat, Serenity.” She nods. “Of course they would be in the most frigid part of the lake,” I mutter to myself as I look for my bag. “It’s on the ceiling fan,” Serenity says, pointing up. “How’d it get up there?” I inquire, as I grab it off the fan. “You had a little too much to drink and-” she begins to explain. “Oh, right.” I turn my attention to the merlady, who was watching our exchange with mild interest. “Well, we’re definitely going to check it out, so if you come back tonight, I can give you an …show more content…
From the look in her eye and the way she was standing, it was clear that she wanted me. I almost suggested dinner at my place when I remembered Serenity. It was a hard choice, but I decided that maintaining a positive relationship with my work partner was more important than getting laid. “You could buy me and my assistant a pie,” I suggest. Ida blanches. Clearly my proposition wasn’t the one she was expecting. “Are you sure?” “Yes. Why don’t you pop down to the bakery and pick up a strawberry one for me, and a… well, what type of pie do you want, Serenity?” “Apple.” “Yes, a strawberry one for me and an apple one for Serenity.” “Al-alright,” Ida stutters. She clears her throat and looks as if she wants to say something else, but thinks better of it and leaves. “Thank you,” Serenity says, her voice barely above a whisper. I give a short nod, pleased that I could make the soft spoken girl happy. When the pies are delivered, not by Ida, but by a delivery boy, Serenity beams, and I knew I made the right
Max just nods, like she doesn’t believe her, but she wants to. “Where are we going?”
“ She is about 20 years old and that's about it, she is very quiet.”
"That sounds like a good idea. I will go north and east. You go south and west. Meet back here if you find anything suspicious." Adam said.
“Wolves? There haven’t been wolves in these woods for decades, not since you folks chased them away.” Bender narrowed his eyes, crossed his arms, and glared at the men.
She smiled at me and said, “Serenity this wasn’t your fault. If it was anyone’s fault, it was the men who did this. Just promise me one thing before I die.”
“Yes. Now why don’t you go in the kitchen and fix us a couple of your awarding winning Rubin sandwiches and I’ll go get the cards.”
“Do you think.. we.. can find somewhere to stay?” Looking outside, it seemed like they were in the middle of nowhere. He didn’t even know what state they were in at this point.
“After supper, I’ll bring her a free birthday cake with unique candles. How does that sound?”
I shook my head. “I don’t know. But I bet they’re looking for us . We picked up their girls,” I realized
“Oh good,” said Gawain with relief. “I am so bored this afternoon. Do you want to go down to the tavern for a spot of ale? Pie? I could really do with a slice of apple pie.”
“No, I was just brought here from my house by a pair of police officers. Why am I here?”
“Probably Bristol Head. I haven’t been up there and I’m nervous. Don’t want to get lost.”
“ I never felt complete living with that nurse, I felt that that there was another part of me that I never knew. Now I feel complete. I can’t explain how I’m feeling, it’s internal and external, all over. I love you Peggy and I’m so happy to be living here, with you.” Jeggy explained with tears swelling up in her eyes, ready to fall like Niagra Falls.
“ Ok I understand that, but what do you want me to do about it, solve the murder? The person who did this is
“May sound fake but, that’s what these papers say at least, saying it’s only East from our island here.” Leah continues