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Conroy: A Short Story

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“Well, that is absolutely ridiculous,” said Conroy. “I’ll go talk to the warden myself.” “You can’t,” Leander said, swallowing hard. If Conroy went to the warden, it would be a death sentence, so as usual he came up with a brilliant idea. He turned his back to his friend briefly, and stuck himself in the eye with his finger. When he turned back around, he was crying. “What’s with the tears,” Conroy asked. Leander wiped at the tears, but intentionally missed most of them. “You are the best friend . . . the only friend . . . I have in the world,” he said between sobs. “You won’t get within twenty feet of the warden’s door before he saturates you with Raid or one his security people steps on you.” “Well, maybe I will send him an email.” …show more content…

Conroy looked at his friend. “Hmmm . . . . You can teach me. I can read, so it can’t be much more than a mechanical thing.” Leander thought for a moment. It might be neat to have a cockroach friend who can talk, read, and write he told himself. It wasn’t every day you found such a friend in the insect world. “If you promise two things,” he said. “First, you promise you’ll never go near the warden, and second, you promise to never again mention changing your name to Ismael.” Not wishing to be a butthole, and eager to get back to Moby Dick, Conroy said, “Sure, why not.” Four years later he was writing the most beautiful love poems to the several thousand female cockroaches living in the wall behind the sink. Being able to hold and practice writing with six pencils at the same time proved to be a tremendous boost and time saver when learning to write. In the twenty-fifth year of his sentence, Leander began to think more and more of getting out of prison and returning home. His estranged wife, while arguing with a road construction crew outside Baton Rouge over a fleck of asphalt on her new car, stepped in front of a steel drum compactor, so she was no longer around to torment him, and his Uncle Dully had been writing him for years to go bird hunting with him once he was released. “How would you like to get of here?” he asked Conroy one evening after …show more content…

“Where would we go?” “Back home. I have a place in Forrest County you would go crazy over. Four inside faucets and sinks, couple of tubs and showers, and three toilets.” “Sure,” Conroy said, continuing to write, “where would someone like you get a spread like that?” “It was my wife’s place, but she’s dead, so it’s mine

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