Creative Story: Dorko Essay

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Creative Story: Dorko One day, Dorko walks into a popular fast food joint for no other reason than that is where his feet took him. Taking haphazard bites from other customer's food, he crookedly makes his way to the line at a cash register. Of course, the act of getting in line was a complete accident. He stares at the menu; he stares at the employees; he stares at a man picking his pockets. "Need help?" start Dorko, "Here, it makes things a lot easier if I just hand you my wallet. Preferably with you holding a gun to my back so as to scare the dickens out of me. But of course, you would be easily caught in a crowded place like this. Would you like to go outside? We can sit around in an alley until it gets dark out. We…show more content…
Well, time passes and Dorko eventually makes his way to the front of the line. "Holy Heaven have mercy," thinks the register lady aloud, "he's back with a vengeance." "Hello amusingly sarcastic lady," says Dorko, "How goes things?" "Hello amusingly moronic idiot. Order or get the heck out of my place of employment." "Since my stomach's arrow is starting to point to 'E', perhaps I will commence the ordering process. Let me take a minute to think this over." Time passes without so much as a breath. Dorko seems to be having a staring contest with the back of his hand. Suddenly Dorko continues the conversation. "...58 ...59 ...60. Okay, where were we? Oh yeah, my order." Let us briefly take a couple seconds out of the main story to notice that Dorko is not wearing a watch nor does he know how to tell time. We will now proceed with the story. Sorry for the inconvenience. "...my order. Secondly, I would like a cheeseburger, minus the cheese and sardines. Finally, you can give me a couple of blits. First, you can give me a large. Well to drink I would like some syrup, with ketchup please." Shaking her head in her hands, almost in tears, the lady says, "Let me get this straight. You want a cheeseburger minus the cheese and sardines, technically a hamburger..." "No I don't like ham, take that off too.

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