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Personal Narrative: Half-Pint Carton Of Chocolate Milk

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But they apparently had figured that I was in much more of a need of being fucked with than of being left alone because as I sat there minding my business, suddenly from out of their direction, a half-pint carton of chocolate milk came flying at me through the air. It had landed on my table just before me, exploding on impact. When it hit, it had appeared that a portion (maybe a third) of the container’s contents was already drunk, helping what had remained left in the carton to splatter out all over me, my lunch, and my books. I tensely shrieked slamming my eyes shut tight when it had struck the table in a bovine lactate explosion. I had then felt the cold, thick liquid running down my forehead and cheeks. When I had opened my eyes I saw it …show more content…

It had worked its way down through his locker covering his leather school jacket and baseball cap, along with his books, papers, and all of his other belongings in thick, putrefied chunks of curd-and-whey. The stench was so bad it had caused the teachers giving lessons in the nearby class rooms to have to close their doors to the hall and open up all the windows allowing fresh air into the rooms. All of Harlin’s books and school supplies had to go straight into the dumpster, along with his leather jacket that he apparently loved more than anything else in this world. It had been a gift from his father. He had given it to him on his birthday the year before his parents had gotten a divorce. His father had then left Mt. Harrison soon after abandoning him to his neurotic …show more content…

Perez, and I will be your physical education teacher for the year. Now given that it’s the first class, and I don’t have a curriculum made up yet, so we’ll be doing the best sport of all today. The truest test of athleticism—dodge ball.” And, with that there was a bunch of moans, groans, and sighs that came from a few of the other girls who—like me—didn’t feel much like being pelted in the face with a big rubber ball. Especially if the thrower was the butch bull-dyke wearing the crew cut that stood at the end of the line, which would’ve not had shocked me, if she had the ability to pee standing

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