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Speech On Godman

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Who wants to earn lots and lots of money here backed by fame,millions of fans across all countries . It involves lots of hardwork, patience.No,ill tell u the easiest way,become an Indian Godmen,a baba.It is a business in which there is no recession.Instead the income doubles during recession.And there is a benefit in Income Tax also.You have to do nothing, just mug up a Gita,Koran or a Bible.Is it so easy,no,our Indian babas say its not very easy.Its takes a lot. Here r some ways to become a fake Godmen. Adopt a new, fancy, and exceptionally longggg name.For ex:- Bhagwan Sri Sri Sri (the more Sris, the better). Grow an equally long beard. You won’t be taken seriously if you address the crowd …show more content…

Baba: why is Samosa coming in front of me(that’s his third eye).With which chatni do u eat samosa,red or green?
Man: Red
Baba: thatsy. Eat with green,God will bless u.
Its true,this is what he said in one of his gathering.
In 3 months he earned Rs.238crores.And he’s planning to open a chain of hotels.I am really his biggg fan,he should be nominated by India today for the businessman of the year award.
Now coming to Asaram Bapu.At first even I thought he’s a very serious baba,the way he use to potray himself.He has high self-esteem.He is a self-proclaimed God.He has 10000 crores worth of wealth and has grabbed many lands of the government.He is kown as the turnover wale baba.One day,KBC officials asked him:-
Officials: A new season of KBC is coming again,would u like to host it,like how banchan sir does.
Asaram: I have no problem but,u have to change the name of the show
Officials: To what?
Asaram: It should be ABC instead of KBC.
Officials: what does that mean?
Asaram:Asaram Bapu …show more content…

Ramdev:-(hmmm,baba banna hai)till where did u study
Man:-I have done BA.
Ramdev:-Do double BA,ull become a BABA.
All these r our Corporate babas.I don’t say all r bad,some of them like Ramdev,Ravi Shankar are good spiritual leaders as they have made some contributions in the form of yoga,pranayams,etc.But the sad thing is ,even the real ones r mistook as false.
Babas like Asaram,Nirmal and nithyananda r cheating ppl.All these Godmen borrow words from the holy books of Bible,Gita or Koran.And its all our fault.You get them for 100Rs in the market or freely on the internet.But still we ppl don’t have time to read the verses but waste thousands of hard earned money on visiting their ashrams ans spiritual centres.
Gita dosent talk about becoming super rich overnight,nor Bible provides miracle cure to diseases and neither do they predict future.they only teach us how to live a life of bliss on Earth.But these fake Godmen talk about future,money,they can read our mind and all stupid stuffs.And when they die,crores of rupees,tons of gold n silver r recovered from their

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