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The Islamic Republic Of Afghanistan And The United States Of America

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Beside the pride of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan and the United States of America Mr. Zalmay Khalillzad, I happen to be one of the most miserable sons of a bitch you can find on the face of the Earth. Of course not only according to His Honorable Pope Francis, but also millions of Americans, Afghans, Mexicans and over a billion and a half of human beings living around the world seeking Him as Muslims, including President of the United States of America, His Majesty, President Rouhani, President Abdullah Abdullah of Afghanistan, Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif of Pakistan and His Holiness the Dalai Lama. But for some unknown reason, I feel Prime Minister Modi, Camaron, Netanyahu and Trudeau are on the same page. Chancellor Merkel could not be more delightful, by knowing refugees from Afghanistan, Iran, Pakistan, Kuwait, Iraq, Libya, Yemen Syria and others will stop arriving in Germany during my presidency. I told you I will make America great again, didn 't I? Although my ancestors arrived here on boats from Poland, but I was fortunate enough to be fed with a silver spoon and even inherited millions. Senator Rubio could inform you with the accurate numbers as you wish. With three wives and four or more bankruptcies, I still managed to build my empire as you can see. I owned pretty much anything as I wished, except for love, respect, behavior, look and being the President of any country. I chose your beloved nation of America. Pieces of paper with pictures of Queen Rania,

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