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If I had a penis I’d probably stick it into every single hole I saw. God help vacuums, tailpipes, pies of any kind... you get the idea. I would also hire hot chicks 24/7 to gaze lovingly at it, hopefully do an array of acrobatic things to it, and I’d never ever leave my bedroom. Luckily for me, I own a vagina. And it craves as much attention as I do. Perpetually single with four steady jobs, I work seven days a week and rarely go out to meet guys. Sounding like the majority of my professional girlfriends, we are the new generation of driven businesswomen who don’t have time to date. Cowboys 4 Angels is the world’s largest and most exclusive straight male escort agency catering exclusively to ladies like us. I found this out by watching television. …show more content…

These guys are all handsome, charming, and smart, and they come across as genuinely interested in catering to women, and making them feel …show more content…

How do you get turned on? feature_garrencowboyTyra Banks asked me this same question and she added, “Do you need to take the little blue pill”. My answer was there is nothing more attractive than a driven successful woman. Again we are there to make clients feel special, and for the type of men we hire, this is a turn on for them. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever been paid to do as a gigolo? I would say the craziest thing was when a husband hired me to hit on his wife. He called and said his wife was in a rut. That she had kids and had gained a little weight and was feeling older and depressed. He set it up to where he would go to the bathroom, and I was to then walk up and offer to buy her a drink. The ironic thing is that I would have done the same even if I were not hired, as she was very attractive. It was such a great experience because he came back and I was apologizing that she was married and told him how lucky he was. I was there for some time and asked his permission for one dance with her, and he agreed. He called a few weeks later and said it changed her whole attitude, and she was back in the gym and feeling sexy

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