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Disillusion In James Windy's Exotic Hawaii

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Exotic Hawaii is a flyspeck in a vast ocean, a land of adventure, exploration and derring-do that has provided inspiration for countless mystery and adventure tales. Here are a few more. Our monthlong, once a year retreat to Oahu, Hawaii is apparently not enough adventure for some of the inanimate accoutrements that travel with us. Maybe a collusion, maybe conspiracy or possibly it's just coincidence but we've experienced a pattern of abandonment and treason amongst some of our belongings. There's even some indication that there's been some collusion with the locals who, it appears, have provided aid to abet their nefarious plans. This pattern of treacherous behavior began innocently enough while eating lunch in one of our favorite eateries in Honolulu, an establishment long known for attracting only the most elite of clientele. We're …show more content…

She muscles the salt shaker off and over then blows the stack of drink coasters, the drink menu and the bigger dinner menus west, like a flock of paper ducks flying to the sea. My credit card, I'll call him C.C., has been patiently waiting for just this opportunity. He's apparently interested in escaping the confinement of my wallet. C.C. is paper-clipped to the billing paperwork and seizes his chance. He raises the billing paper like a sail, calls to Windy, "Hey, over here, they're busy watching the paper ducks." It must be a preconceived plan. C.C. flies west following the flock of paper ducks. He zooms out of the dining area waving the paperwork, calling, "See ya, suckers." C.C. is off to seek fame, fortune and adventure but his timing is poor; he's almost maxed out and not going very far. The mass exodus of paper ducks from our table triggers a panic in all the loose paper products in the restaurant. A sudden gust enables a cascade of panicked flying napkins, menus, and coasters to chase the flock of paper ducks across the

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