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Graduation Speech: A Humorous Wedding Speech By A Nurse

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Hello it is truly an honor to be here in front of you all today we made it and after all they did to stop us Now I will ask for a moment to compose myself as I am currently experiencing a little tachycardia, SOB, and diaphoresis Okay Well with my classmates/colleagues who know me very well asked me to speak in front of you all today my first response was shock then as they stabilized me and asked me again I felt both humbled and honored then I asked are you positive after listening to me talk for the last 18 months all of you would willingly listen to me again on our special day and win their answer remain the same I did what any one of us would do I accessed them for their LOC Now with that being said I would like to ask friends family …show more content…

Thank you to our beautiful precious children for understanding that mommy has a lot of homework every night and as I look out at all of you today I can't help but ponder how many special occasions were not attended, dinners missed, how often was your families nursing student absent or locked away in some room studying for what seemed like forever and if that wasn't bad enough keeping you awake at all hours of the night mumbling in their sleep random lab values 135 to 145 sodium 3.5 to 5 potassium thank you without your love and support we wouldn't be here today; so now I will ask our nursing students No our nurses to applaud your loved ones and say to them congratulations you survived …show more content…

It's okay just try not to be too obvious, by making awkward comments like wow you have great veins and refrain from touching. You start diagnosing random people if they have swollen ankles, they must have a heart condition. You wash your hands vigorously for a full minute while in public restrooms and turn the faucet off with your elbows. Many of you may realize you’re really a nurse when everyone you know begins coming to you with the slightest ache, pain, injury, and symptom fully expecting an assessment and diagnosis. Here’s your diagnosis: TMI and call your

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