Humorous Wedding Speech By A Student

Legacy: I would like to thank all of my family, friends, teachers, and coaches who have supported me throughout high school. I would like to Kip and Julie Johnson, my parents. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. No matter how hard I was on you guys, you never gave up on me. You always knew that I could do better and constantly encouraged me to do so. I would also like to say a special thanks to my girlfriend Bekka. You have always been there for me since the 9th grade when we started dating. You always helped me with any of my work that I had sturggled with. I appreciate you always telling me that I could do better, even though I was lazy. Thank you for always supporting me, love. I would next like to thank all my friends: Tyler, Hugo, Ed, Casey, Tristan, James,

Good morning Aphrodite. I may not have much to say, and I'm sorry for that, but the stuff I do have to say.. I hope it'll make you smile.

Good morning baby! I just wanted to give you something cute to wake up to, so here i am. I really hope that this will be able to put a smile on that cute face of yours. You are so unbelievably caring and kind and just flat out amazing. You deserve so much more than what you actually receive but then again, you are so young and you have such an amazing life ahead of you and hopefully, i will be able to see it as well. You just need to keep doing what you love and no matter what happens or whatever it may be, i’ll always be here for you. Not a day that passes by that i don’t feel blessed to have you. This is going to sound corny but i honestly do think that us meeting again may have been fate. I don’t like to think about what happened between us 6 months ago but i don’t want to ignore it because it happened and nothing can change that. But the point is, is that my love grew for you. And it continues to grow. Every single day when i talk to you i feel so complete and i feel like i really found the one. My love grows for you more and more every time that we talk.

I was out of the office. Yes, he told me the same. He received an offer from a two-year school in Illinois. He thinks through this school he will have a better chance to get a full scholarship at a four-year college.

Good evening, thank you for having me here. I’m honored that I have been chosen to give my commencement speech and I’m glad to be here. First off, I’d like to thank the superintendent, also thanks to the administration, staff, the graduating class, and to all of you attended here today. The next generation, gathered here today, I’d like to tell you something very important that (I hope) you will consider sometime in the future. life is extremely difficult and challenging unless you work for your dreams and what you wish to achieve. Reach for the sky, because nothing is impossible unless you make it. I wish I had done certain things to my best ability, but that is in the past and time stops for no one. The future is what you should look forward

Good evening and congratulations to the NCPS class of 2017. I would like to say thank you for giving me this opportunity to speak, I'm 100% sure you will regret it.

First thank you for choosing U of R for your college study, and I'm sure it's will be a wonderful time in your life. I'm Yunshan Yang, your international student mentor. You can call me Yang for short. I'm from Shenzhen, China, and I'm major in Studio Art and Financial Economics. I'm China right now, and I'm sorry for late emailing, since my grandpa had a surgeon recently. Hope it's not too late :)

Today when you get up in the morning you find that your body has been replaced with A GLITTERING IRIDESCENT MECHA SUIT ENCRUSTED WITH EVERY NICE MESSAGE YOU'VE EVER BEEN SENT.

I hope you have a wonderful time in retirement, soon you'll wonder how you had time to work!

Sorry to bother you, but I just wanted to make sure that you received my graduation application? I turned it in about a week ago but you were not in your office on the day that I went to turn it in so I gave it to the registrar upfront. She said that she would slip it under your door and I just wanted to make sure that you received

If I should have a son, he will refer to me as "Queen," because all women are to be treated like that. And I am going to write every "nice" word on the backs of his hands so he remembers what to say to those girls in his first grade class who are chasing him around the play ground. And he will learn to not even look at his hands to talk to a girl. So the first time he actually start liking a girl in middle school, he will never mess up or say the wrong thing or hurt her. Because his mother taught him those things. Trust me. "And, baby," I'll tell him, I've been your Queen and now she is your Princess. And that little girl will love you for that. She will wonder why you call her that. You just tell her I call you that because that’s the way

I am Aisha Garcia I am running for student council secretary. Please listen to what I have to say. I will listen to you. I understand you and take your advice into consideration. I believe that everyone should have a say and should express their talents. No matter what talent you have. Whether it is baking, singing, dancing, sports, or gaming. Everyone is accepted. I believe that should have a chance to show everyone what they can do. No one is better than the other. Everyone is equal. I will make sure that no one is left out. Everyone deserves a friend. Put your shades on, the future is bright! I also want to thank my teachers and friends for helping me. You make my wishes come true. That is why you should vote for secretary.

Firstly, I would like acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the land on which we stand here today, the Wurundjeri people, and pay my respects to their elders, past and present.

Hello everyone, I hope you are all enjoying your weekend. I am reaching out to all of you because in case you had not heard Dani lost her mom to cancer Friday afternoon. As I have gotten to become close to Dani over the past two years she frequently talked about how her and her mom were very close. She is a very strong woman but I thought we could come together as a class and make this journey a little easier for her. Dr. Colvin and I have been in contact and we agreed on taking a monetary collection on Monday & Wednesday for a funeral spray, and then what ever money is left over giving it do Dani for whatever upcoming cost she may have. Dani works 40+ hour weeks on top of school due to financial circumstances therefore any

Sorry for not being in touch lately, I have been very busy with school and Jewish holidays. Anyways, the mock ups look good. I would like for the logos to be much bigger as we think that would look better. We want it to be bold and big across the chest. Would you kindly please send new mock ups of what that would look like? We would like to print on the Gildan shirt you had sent us. What are the prices looking like for each shirt? We would like to print 36 shirts from you to start. 9 of each to be exact.