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Oak Hills High School Research Paper

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Greetings incoming freshmen! I have been assigned to give you advice as you make the joyous transition to Oak Hills high school. Seeing as I have no real highschool experience or social experience, I am sure this instruction will go beautifully. Ah High school the marvelous and breathtaking time where hearts are broken and young lives are ruined. Highschool helps you grow into bright young adults with life experience and social skills. Because, of course shoving people into lockers and smearing ketchup in stairwells is how intelligent adults behave in the real world. This social and educational extravaganza was made to educate and prepare the adults of tomorrow with its lustrous hallways filled with couples searching for each other's tonsils, its remarkable classrooms with …show more content…

But I mean what do I know? I walked in the doors of Oak Hills three years ago and i have spent my time here avoiding any and all social contact and events. I, of course would recommend that you do the same, but then you would miss out on all of your exciting high school experiences. For example you would miss out on Prom, when going to this event I highly recommend that you lay off the alcohol, because being the concerned and responsible people we are at Oak HIlls we breathalyze every few people at this event, so only if you are extremely lucky will you get away with it. If you are in the vast majority of the population that does not have luck then if you get caught you will likely be suspended and jeopardize both college and highschool opportunities. Another exciting event to go to at Oak Hills are the football games. Here you get to witness the exemplary talent of the band and only the band, I assure you no other performance you see at a football game will be exemplary. At these football games you get the pleasure of watching the occasional testosterone fueled fist fights along with listening to the

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