Personal Narrative: A Humorous Wedding Day

Hello pretty people! :) How are you all? I was very busy last week. There was a wedding at our family friend's house so we had to attend all the functions. You guys probably know about it already since I was updating everything on my Instagram account. :P

“Good. I’m sending you an email. Look it over and email me any questions. Congratulations again, William. I’m proud of you.”

"-and cal and i thought it would be weird, having two out of the band dating each other. but they proved us wrong, and i'm glad to say that two of my best friends are now married. we love you guys," ashton finished his speech, raising his glass that was half-full with white wine. the people scattered around the room clapped and took drinks from their glasses and ashton smiled at michael and luke as he sat down.

Uninvited guests wore their beatific harlequin masks - their false beaming illuminating the darkest of tunnels. Lozenge wall-lights glinted softly like paralyzed fireflies, azure curtains gushed from the roof as though they were remorseless cataracts, and anticipation wafted through the still air; with everything etched in gilt, it was almost imperceptible that anything could go wrong that evening, but it felt almost too saccharine to be true.

I have been having an affair with Vikram, a married man who I always have to sneak around with to see. He and I have been seeing each other for a while now, but I know in my head that nothing more will ever come from what we have. From this I have decided that I do want to have a husband in my life, but knowing it won’t be Vikram has made me decide to have an arranged marriage. Even though I have decided to have this marriage I still can’t stop seeing Vikram, I know it is wrong but I have strong feelings for him.

Not wanting to intrude on Violet’s hospitality any longer she spoke up, “I think we should go. It was nice finding part of my family living in the family home and keeping our heritage alive.”

Good afternoon ladies and gents, I am here to give you guys your commencement speech. When I heard that I could do it, I immediately said yes, then I had to go home and do all this research about what a commencement was and how to actually make one. When I did do the research everything popped up in spanish and then I realized my father had changed the settings. But here I am giving it all I got, but besides that I am here today to talk about the future. A subject no one is willing to raise their hand for or even let out a small peep. Usually when the subject about the future is brought up everyone starts crying and starts panicking, well this is for the class of 2016, some of us don’t know where we are going, some of us do but that’s okay,

Good morning! First of all, I'd like you to know how sincerely sorry I am. When I say "sorry", I definitely mean it. I absolutely know that it was my f*cking fault. I reached what was below the belt. I f*cking insulted you by sending those censored and insane photos without thinking that you're totally different from other men. Yes, I totally figured it out. I figured out how different you are from other men. At first, I thought that you're a freaking maniac who liked to see nude photos of sexy and beautiful women. You can't blame me right, can you?. I already told you from the very start how uncomfortable I am to talk and socialize with other men. I told you how I see most of the men from my point of view. I told how I dislike most of their

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"Excuse me the question, I am just curious, but... I wonder how such a pleasant character like you could fell for our Captain." "I don´t wonder at all, I mean, he looks quite dashing in the uniform." "Most men do so, Catherine, there is no magic with that."

“Good morning Ms. Britney, how are you?” Good morning, Mr. Douglas, I am doing well. Thank you.” I responded with a partial smile on my face. I just started a hot pot of coffee, it should be ready when you get settled. He said as he was walking down the hall. Douglas is one of our embalmers at the mortuary. He has been with me for about five years now and he really does a great job. It’s funny because I would never have guessed that I would be owing and running my own funeral home business. It’s been almost 6 years since I opened my door and 10 years since I have been involved in the funeral home business. I remember like it was yesterday, I was out of college and needed a job. I ran into Mr. Edwards at the gas station and ended up getting

Salam alaikum and good evening, everyone. I would like to thank Brother Naeem Baig and the ICNA National Committee for a phenomenal job organizing this year’s convention honoring the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) and for inviting me to speak tonight. I would also like to thank my colleagues at the Arab American Association of New York for their hard work and dedication, which allows me the opportunity to be in attendance at this indispensable conference. I am extremely honored to be here with all of you. It means a lot to me to be back in Baltimore. As some of you may know, last April I participated in the March2Justice, walking on foot with Justice League NYC and friends from across the country from New York City to Washington, D.C. to deliver a "Justice Package" of criminal justice reform legislation that will end racial profiling, demilitarize our police forces, and invest in our communities. Along the way, my fellow marchers and I stopped in this great, and at that time, troubled city and attended Sunday services at the Empowerment Temple and joined Freddie Gray protests at the Western District police station. Those were unforgettable and moving experiences that I will carry with me, always.

Once upon a time, in a little tiny cottage with only a few scrap pieces of food lived a little skinny wife. Her name was Meghan. She lived with her husband, Nick. Nick was a grumpy, young, man. Meghan did not know if Nick loved her. One night, the sky was dark, and the night was cold she heard the old creaky door slam shut! She ran out to the porch trying not to slip and fall in one of the cracks, seeing a man running away in the forest, she stepped on this tiny piece of paper saying in bold letter. “I am sorry Meg, you deserve better, Xoxo Nick” Nick was gone she thought, what was she going to without anyone to love her she cried out to the goddess of love, Aphrodite. She prayed to Aphrodite to help her find love. Months passed, Meghan was

Today we started and Broomsticks my waking the resident up and take her to the bathroom she had urinated in the toilet but had no bowel movement. Next we took her to breakfast and made her bed. Call bacon French toast with a cup of coffee for breakfast.

As a symbol of long lasting commitment to your one true love until death do us part. My great grandmother’s wedding ring has been passed down and is currently in my mother's possession since she is the oldest daughter. I hope that on my wedding day the ring will be passed down to me even though my sister is the oldest between the two of us. It’s very special to me because I love nothing more then imagining my own wedding someday in the near future and hope this heirloom that signifies long lasting love and commitment is passed down to me.