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As the lights dim, the curtain slowly raises on the city of Missoula. We settle back in our comfortable rocking chairs, When trout stepped from the curb, he was more or less a 100 feet from the crosswalk. As luck would have it, at the same time the light at the corner turned green. A 2016 GMC Sierra Denali HD spun its rear wheels as it rocketed forward. From its large stereo speakers C.W. McCall's 'Wolf Creek Pass' was blaring, “…..............with a thousand cubes in a nineteen-forty-eight Peterbilt screamed to life. We woke up the chickens.” As trout stumbled across the center line of the street, The young cowboy behind the wheel of the pick-up, slammed on the binders and locked up all four wheels. The blast from …show more content…

But, as we know, trout never does anything the right way. A loose bracket on the basket caught his, 'knit blue beanie with an orange pom pom on it.' “................... Well we shot that tunnel at a hundred-and-ten, like gas through a funnel and eggs through a hen, and we took that top row of chickens off slicker than scum off a Lousiana swamp.” As trout came out from under the basket, he had a red four inch gash on the top of his head. After taking two or three running steps, trout hooked the toe of the remaining flip flop in a crack in the sidewalk, propelling him into the wall of “The Goobers Bristol Cafe” in old downtown Missoula. As trout hit the wall, he said,”THANK YOU, OBAMA. FOR BUILDING THIS WALL.” and from the truck, '…...............Bashed into the side of the feed store... in downtown Pagosa Springs.” After trout was able to hobble to a chair, next to Geo, he said, “If the Republicans had passed Bullock's infrastructure bill he would have, had that crack fixed.” The waitress came running up, with some towels, and said, ,”We can use these as tourniquets, where do you want me to tie them?” Right on cue, trout put his head

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