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Potato Or Penis Research Paper

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Potato or Penis: You Decide On September twenty-third, 2015, approximately three hundred and thirty three thousand sorority girls are predicted to flock to the University of Tennessee campus. To make room for this incredibly large volume of over-privileged girls, the campus administration is forcing all of the students with last names ending with all the letters from B to Y to vacate their rooms. Every corner of campus is coming together to ensure that their stay is worthy of a monogramed shirt. Dining services has allocated approximately two point four million dollars to provide for a twenty-four hour Chipotle and Panera Bread buffet, featuring employees who will tell them that they are beautiful and skinny on a fifteen-minute rotation.

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