preview

Short Story

Decent Essays

ONE There I was, falling asleep again. I’ve been sitting in these damn meetings all summer just rotting away like my bosses prehistoric brain was. My boss, Mr. Harvey Mans, was about 6 foot three, maybe two-hundred and ninety-seven pounds of pure bullshit. I remember the day.. He was looking as jolly as ‘ol Saint Nick himself, three hundred years plus and probably just as old as him too. This guy was getting older every breath he took and could possibly put Jiggly Puff to sleep with his monotone voice. “Fuck, I need a new job.” I whispered under my breath while skimming and scanning at my coworkers as if I were trying to hide something. I didn’t really mean that, because of course I loved my job, but I was so over these protracted …show more content…

Clueless, yet very conscious, I was scheming on a plan to get her to myself all whilst growing a woody, when all the sudden Mr. Mans hollered out, “How are we going to keep these kids here? Recruiting has been amazing but the retention is horrible! Markus, with you being the Director of Outreach, do you have any ideas, or pointers, on how to keep these little snotty nose students entertained?” And that’s when I figured out exactly what to say to get some alone time with Giselle. I smirked as her and my eyes mingled, took a deep breath and confidently suggested, “Well, being the Director in outreach, I believe it’s detrimental that I get together with the Community Services Manager and we figure out a solution to keep these students entertained. Because, with all due respect, the team development meetings we’ve been historically clowning around in, have been a waste of our time.” Pointing at Giselle, I said, “She would know, more than any of us, where to look and what to do in the community. Maybe, if her and I got together, we could have the perfect answer for you let’s say.. maybe tomorrow? What do you say?” Mr. Mans took his right hand and began stroking his beard as if it were a cat before individually looking at all of my coworkers. Taking a deep breath, he nodded his head, wiped his

Get Access