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Short Story The Attack Of The Great Grass Kingdom

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The Attack of the Great Grass Kingdom 9:30 AM, A typical Saturday morning. It’s that time of the week, cutting the grass.(your syntax is awkward here: just say time for cutting or to cut the grass) As I arise from my room (cave) I put on my most beat pair of Vans and walk out of my room. My dad being the wise one he is reminds me, “Make sure you fill it with gas and pump it 3 times!” Not that this was the first time he told me. So I open the door and step outside. Breathe in the fresh air and move along to find the lawn mower. I search my back yard, Grass as far as the eye can see. In fact taller than my 5’10 stature, so I grab my trusty Machete brand machete and hack my way through the grass. Turns out, the grass didn’t really like that too much. They formed into giant man eating grass monsters and …show more content…

As I running for my very life trying to find the lawn mower, I’m struck with a single blade of grass, As I lay dying upon the very thing I intended to kill, Out a plume of smoke. A magic garden gnome by the name Svartkell Orliygson appeared before my dying eyes. He said to me with words I’d never forget in one of the strongest Nordic accents I’ve ever heard. He said “a small tuft of grass can topple a big card load” And with that in another plume of smoke, he disappeared and in his place was a large spray container of Roundup Grass Killer. With akimbo (?) sprayers in my hands, It was go time. As I went matrix all over the grass monsters I made a sprint for

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