There was once A man named snoderoder and his side kick fluffy elephant. He lived in a secret lair a box on the streets. Snoderoder was planning a suicide mission. When fluffy elephant screamed at Snoderoder “Can I go to the bathroom.”? The plan was complete. Snoderoder was explaining the plan to fluffy elephant while he was playing video games. He went to attack Clarck the Cork. Fluffy Elephant still playing video games Clarck the Cork was right outside the box. I threw a beam of lightning at him but right when he was going to hit Clark the Cork, Fluffy elephant jumped in the way and died. How foolish of him! Snoderoder was fighting Clark the Cork when he chopped of my arm. Then he went to a plastic surgeon and got a new one. He came
Once upon a time there was a hero named Dustin Pellerin and his job was to make people happy and unangry all the time. Everybody thanked him for it except one person. Captain Buttface and he made all the people angry and mad and sad, but Dustin would always make it alright. Now one day it was the perfect summer day and all the kids were having fun, but Captain Buttface was not having it. But Dustin pellerin was having fun and saw some kids crying and punching things this made Dustin very sad because he didn’t like any kids sad because he was a kid once. So he ask them what was wrong and they said captain Buttface made them upset. Dustin said “i'm sorry ill buy you an ice cream cone how about that”? The kids said “yes please” and Dustin said
elephant when really no one knows if he had walked away if anyone would have cared. The
There were six blind men who wanted to see what an elephant looked like so they went to a place that had an elephant. They all landed or fell on different parts of an elephant as shown in lines 7 to
involving an elephant. The fate of the elephant lies in his hands. Only he can
On this date worker visited the residence of Ms. Mary Hill, for the purpose of assessing her need for services. It took Ms. Hill about 15 minutes to come to the door due to hearing loss. Ms. Hill was unable to hear worker knocking on door. Once inside the home the smell of urine was very dominate. Ms. Hill invited worker to have a sit but then changed her mind because the only cushion in the home was wet. Ms. Hill stated, "Sorry I pee a little sometimes."
One day, Ocean Man and Lake Boy were finishing up saving a dog from falling out of a fire house when they got a signal from headquarters. “Buh da, buh da, buh da!” went the emergency siren. “Oh no! Someone’s in trouble!” said Ocean Man as he and Lake Boy ran to headquarters. When they got there, Alfie, their secretary, told them about the issue. “Cindy and Mindy are stuck on top of the roof because their ladder fell over,” said Alfie. “ You will have to go to their house and save them.” After hearing that news, Ocean Man and Lake Boy went straight to Cindy and Mindy’s house. Upon arriving their, Lake Boy went right up to the top of the girls’ house to retrieve them. As he did that, Ocean Man went to investigate on how the girls got stuck. When
What I find most interesting about concept is that there is sub-group of people who actively reject, and mock this concept, typically known as the anti-SJW(anti-social justice warriors) community. They are people who would simply laugh at the idea that these snide remarks have any effect in the world. I feel they fail the realize the grand scheme of things. It is not just the one comment; it is the sum of all remarks non-dominants groups have heard which treats their state of being as an insult, as Lorber puts it "separately they are tiny, but when they coalesce, they form a very visible pattern"(pg
“I didn’t boy.” replied Sassy Pants. Then why was my bean burrito gone when I woke up this morning Sassy Pants.”
A couple hours later Professor Green got out of work and went home to change. He noticed that the house wasn’t the same as it was when he woke up the morning, but he went on not caring because he thought maybe the girls were there. When he left he went to the store to pick up some food and drinks and was on his way to the Trumps Mansion. While he was driving he determined to call his wife to make sure she was there but she didn’t answer. "hmmmm she usually always answers" Professor Green stated. He arrived shortly after. When he looked through the parking lot Mrs.Greens car wasn’t there.He walked up to the door and knocked. "hello" Mrs.white said. She opened the door. "come in dear" she said. He strolled in and shut the door behind him. He asked where his wife was and Mrs.White said that she had left while she was sleeping. He pushed through Mrs.White and called his wife. This time she answered. "Hello" She said. "Were are you?" Said Professor Green. "I'm........I'm....... I cant talk right now bye" He hung up the phone and told Mrs.White "well since were here want go look around?" The both went upstairs to look around. They looked at the bedroom and there was 2 pairs of
The Alpaca went to the hotel to help the Ghostbusters. “Psst Venkman, I don’t think he can see us,” said Ray one of the Ghostbusters. “Why are we here again?” said Winston, the other Ghostbuster. “Hey guys,” said the Alpaca. “Sssshhhhh” said the Ghostbusters. “We are trying to get a perfect scan!” said Winston. “Got it!” cried Ray. “Alright on my count” said Venkman “1…2…3 roast em!” (sounds of proton wand) “Hold on guys I got this!” said Alpaca. “I heard you could get real hungry,” said
The two elephants were locked in immortal combat, fighting because they both wanted control over the world; however their strengths and weakness were equal, making it was impossible
The first day of school, the students played pin the tail on the donkey. When some students were going, Waddles was helping them pin the tail on the donkey. He told them right or left. He broke an unwritten rule. Therefore, Fletch gave him some dirty looks.
train tracks asked ‘’what are those little things that sing’’ i responded oompa loompas big mouth then said’’ there are frogs outside’ ‘’and outside in the small pond there are fish inside ‘’ ‘’show off’’ said train tracks’’ you look like a gorilla’’ i said big mouth started laughing
At the snack table “L” was sitting and eating cereal. And “A” was playing with the stuffed animal. “L” got up from the chair and grabbed the toy from “A” and threw the toy across the classroom. “A” started to cry. The teacher saw what happened and went over to them. And she said to ”L” is throwing a good thing. And she made “L” go pick the toy up and bring it to “A”.
The auction ends. Only one boy has not been sold because he is too thin and weak. The auctioneer holds a whip and goes toward him. The poor boy suffers punishments for one hour. Eventually, the auctioneer says, “Next time if you’re not bought by someone, you know what fate is.” Even as he leaves, he doesn’t untie the boy. The tears dripping from his dirty face as they are telling the sorrowful