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Late Night Broadcast Monday To start this week off, Mrs Hernandez brings you our opening news story, when she was forcibly removed from the convenience store at 4:38am this morning. The lights had gone out for the 7th time when she finally snapped, lunging at the shapeshifter who was about to purchase the last banana. A brief statement from the Convenience Stop Food Mart follows. “To Ms Hernandez - We understand that the fate of your banana cake is dependent on our quality produce, but please realise that when the demons enter for the shift change, there is simply nothing we can do. The static of the speaker system alerted us to the fact that the shadow figures are indeed here for work, which should give you ample time to approach the …show more content…

Thursday Our top story tonight, 4 priests are found floating along the the Mississippi, although their severe bloating delayed the identification process. They seemed…happy? Are we sure we have that right? This comes just days after the old church let out a sigh and collapsed, sick of being abandoned for so long. No new information has arisen about what happened to the priests boyfriend, but if anyone has information about Joseph, call 911 immediately. You should know that Lucifer has been picking up the calls of late, if this happens please talk to him, and tell him about your day. He’s lonely and some company would be nice. Friday Our top story, the town clock won’t stop chiming. Local youth Nancy Matthews was doing trigonometry homework underneath it, when the noise started. As I’m sure you all know, town legend tells of the spirit that lives within those stiff hands, reportedly an avid despiser of calculus. We are unsure of what this means for young Nancy, but her school has reported 2 teachers missing already. She has also been given detention for not adhering to the school dress code, as she arrived on Tuesday morning covered in blood. I mean really, these dress codes have just gone too far! How else are kids supposed to express their creativity today without the incredible drive of our consumeristic society? Saturday Our top story tonight comes from the hallways of the new Primus Hotel, where two hypnotised boys are reportedly

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