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Gurglespla

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The classroom has always been a place for learning and taking on new challenges. Normally, the discovery has some kind of connection to the class one is taking, however recently 11 out of 10 students have reported a new kind of discovery: a musical one. Students have found a way to exercise their right of freedom of speech through performing musical numbers during class. Although only a select few are confident enough to perform in front of such an audience, if a student starts playing, the teacher will automatically stop the class so that the rest of the students can focus on what is truly important. The new genre is called gurglespla and the number of followers are growing by the thousands per minute. The musical stylings of gurglespla …show more content…

They feel as if outside of class it “is not the right time”. But the teachers who take the role on as these musical conductors are now convinced that they have found a solution to the problem. The solution is to record the melodies in class so that everyone can hear them outside of class. A direct result is new artist like Kick me and others have been releasing their songs and even some albums to Spotify. In the first four minutes that Kick me dropped his new hit singles “congested breathing” and “taking a loud sip of water every 9 seconds,” they were listened to by 1.23 trillion …show more content…

Surprisingly, it was not always well liked. Prior to the last couple of months, Gurglespla was seen as annoying and disruptive by students and teachers alike. But then something changed within the class’s hearts, they realized the once annoying noises turned to beautiful enchanting music and that the disruptive nature was simply an outlet for the student to express themselves. It is not the first time something that once was unfavorable became likeable. Another instance is the recent fad of food blues, where artist record themselves eating and drinking as rhythmic talent. One recent one hit wonder Sammy Sam did not even recognize that he possessed such talent but that “one day [he] was simply extremely thirsty and was sipping water in class” and one of his classmates asked him what’s the name of his album. He was otherwise oblivious to the genre and said he did not have one. The student that posed the question then stood up, told the teacher, and the teacher proceeded to pull out his phone and record Sammy’s drinking

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