Hero Name and Jerry Puff were entering the room together.
"Hey Jerry Puff!" said Hero Name.
Jerry Puff was looking unhappy for some reason though.
"Bad news Hero Name. We’re broke"
"How? But after our last adventure we were rich" (Their last adventure was great: they stopped the CDC from contaminating the ocean with lawnmower oil, and sued them for over two hundred and forty million dollars)
"Yes, but after taxes we are broke. In fact, we owe money now because taxes are high for rich people."
"Oh. Darn it.
“What will we do?" said Hero Name to Jerry Puff.
"We need to make a lot of money to pay off the taxes or else our house will be repossessed!"
Just then, the TV which was on all this time changed to a news announcement.
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"Of course!" said Hero Name.
"Duck Training! Why didn’t I think of that!"
"Yes, Duck Training - the sport of kings!"
Hero Name nodded in agreement. "We can make lots of money doing that and pay off the taxes that we owe!" "YES!" screamed Jerry Puff, getting excited.
"But we need a way to get in or else we won’t be allowed to compete. " Said Jerry Puff.
"Don’t worry! I know someone who can get us into the finals!"
"Oh that’s absolutely
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He had to hope there were no more surprises.
The starter walked on at that moment, and told them to get ready.
Long Stocking Larry grinned at Hero Name. Showing all of his teeth in a glimmering smile.
"Blam!" The starter fired the starting gun and the contest had begun!
Anders Higgs took the early lead, but Hero Name quickly caught up with the Duck Training. Anders Higgs was sweating madly trying to stay in the contest. The whole goal of this contest is to train a duck and get it to run around a track, so it is very taxing – both to watch and achieve. Long Stocking Larry was relaxed though – barely training his duck at all!
"What’s he up to? It’s like he’s not even trying!"
"And why does he care anyway? He always said duck training was stupid "
"I know, something’s not right" said Hero Name while training his duck – which was not enjoying this whole process at all.
Just then disaster strikes!
There was a loud BANG! and Anders Higgs collapsed.
Hero Name trained his duck for a bit, in complete concentration, and then looked over at Anders.
"Anders Higgs! Are you ok?"
"Urgh...sabotage..." Anders Higgs collapsed.
"Who did it?
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