Humorous Weddings

Hello pretty people! :) How are you all? I was very busy last week. There was a wedding at our family friend's house so we had to attend all the functions. You guys probably know about it already since I was updating everything on my Instagram account. :P

I woke up to the smell of love on that muggy, August morning. There was absolutely no time to waste on sleeping, so I scrambled around the house reaching for the last of the items I would need for the day. I stumbled to the car in my bright pink tank top and cool green shorts, and we were on our way. My mom and I knew the morning would be unsuccessful without a little sugar, so we made a brief pit stop for my favorite breakfast snack ever: Cini Minis from Burger King! We then proceeded to our work for the day.

"-and cal and i thought it would be weird, having two out of the band dating each other. but they proved us wrong, and i'm glad to say that two of my best friends are now married. we love you guys," ashton finished his speech, raising his glass that was half-full with white wine. the people scattered around the room clapped and took drinks from their glasses and ashton smiled at michael and luke as he sat down.

I have been having an affair with Vikram, a married man who I always have to sneak around with to see. He and I have been seeing each other for a while now, but I know in my head that nothing more will ever come from what we have. From this I have decided that I do want to have a husband in my life, but knowing it won’t be Vikram has made me decide to have an arranged marriage. Even though I have decided to have this marriage I still can’t stop seeing Vikram, I know it is wrong but I have strong feelings for him.

Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom there lived a beautiful maiden who was heir to the throne of Camelot, but before she could be queen she needed to marry. The maiden’s name was Ariella and she knew she had to find a man to marry and soon, but she had no idea what to do.

I’m so happy to hear from you! I am doing well! Our wedding date is August 20th of this year … it will be here in no time. I can’t believe it!! Every time I change my mind about something, I remember you telling me about the various things you had made decisions on... then a few days would go by and you would change your mind. Now I'm going through it and I giggle every time because I always assumed it wouldn’t be a big deal to decide but it becomes one when it's your day.

All right, I should stop making jokes and get to the point. What I would really like is for you to meet me in my bedchamber. Tonight. I understand we’re to be married in two weeks, but I’d strongly prefer we have a conjugal visit before our actual wedding night. I don’t know about you, but with so much wedding-day pressure, I want one less thing to be nervous about. No one need ever know about this - it would be something just between us. As far as anyone else is concerned, our wedding night will be our first time together.

Today, I got a request from a lavish women, who wanted a wedding dress. This lavish women had just turned 18 and was ready to marry the love of her very elegant life in six weeks time.

Hey, it’s me, Angela. Life has been pretty frustrating lately. Whenever I’m with a group of people, all they can talk about is the wedding. Is that all I am to them? Is it not possible that I have any other things happening? Wearing my ring felt fake, so I took it off. I said it was giving me a rash. Most people don’t even notice. I’m not sure I even feel the same way about my fiancé. Denton is just so...I don’t know. He feels the need to impress me with all his diagnoses. Sometimes, it’s like he thinks I can’t make decisions by myself. My mom seems to like him though. Of course, she likes everything I do. Angela is the “perfect” child. I could never do anything wrong. Mom acts totally different towards Turtle. She can’t do anything right in

Jack and Jill had a huge wedding planned at a grand location and expected a lot of guest, but with their families bickering over the food to be served and who should sit where as well as the mounting cost of the festivities they decided to elope. After their impromptu nuptials and short honeymoon, they returned to town only to realize they had been so distracted with the wedding plans and their squabbling families that they had not yet found a home. They also discovered their families no longer bickered between themselves but had joined forces and were now contentious with Jack and Jill for eloping. Banished by their families with no place to call home and low on money they had no choice but to take up residence in a tent.

The next thing you knew, maids swarmed you to prepare you for the upcoming ball, all gossiping about the 'handsome' princes who were going to visit, or possibly, marry you. The dress you wore was ridiculous, your hair was ridiculous, everything was ridiculous! Sometimes, you would think that maybe it was best if you have died.

This has literally been the best month ever with you I can't even begin to explain how amazing of a boyfriend you are and how blessed I am to call you mine baby I love you so very much !!

Exact at 7:00 pm he arrives with flower bouquet. Offering to Anny he said, “Lovely flowers for lovely lady”. Anny feeling delightful said “Thank-you”, and Katy on another side felt jealous watching them. Now again as usual Anny and Jack are doing chit-chat and Katy trying her best to get Jack’s attention. After trying a lot Katy gives up on jumping in and tries to divert them by excuse of having dinner. Being very good cook they made a very delicious food for him. After having food and enjoying drinks it was his time to leave. Noticing all now Katy knew Jack likes her sister and not her. It wasn’t too late when she decides to confess her sister Anny. She asked, “Umm- Hey! Anny? Do u like Jack?” blushingly sister replied, “Yeah, isn’t he cute?”

A single day is just twenty four hours, which doesn’t amount to much in the grand scheme of things. This axiomatic division of time defines our lives, separating our time on Earth into tiny bits that shape the way we live. The day starts at midnight, the instant the clock strikes twelve. The few first hours are dark and lifeless, save the few unreasonable souls that remain awake. The things that still stir during this time will soon be won over by sleep, joining the ranks of those whose eyes keep shut. These hours don’t quite count, because hardly any record of them exists. All we know is that the hours have passed, purely because our clocks tell us so, as if we hit a fast forward button and skipped through time. The darkness of the night blurs

The bride and groom stand before the minister, who just called for the ring. The groomsmen look around -- where is the ringbearer? Finally, they find him… asleep, drool inching down the corner of his mouth. With a nudge, Duke, the ringbearer, awakens. He hobbles over to the groom, who takes the ring from a red velvet pillow and places it on his beloved's finger. "With this ring, I thee wed..."