Personal Narrative-Humorous Weddings

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I would like to start by thanking Frank on behalf of the bridesmaids for his kind comments and echo the fact that they look wonderful and performed their role fantastically well, despite the inevitable and healthy rivalry that can sometimes occur. In fact, just before the service I overheard a furious sisterly argument about who was going to be first to dance with the best man. Understandable, I thought - until I got closer and heard them saying, 'You!', 'no, you!'

I woke up one morning to a bright, sunny day! It was 8 o’clock on a Sunday and I’ve never felt more energized. I could finally get stuff done! I had a list that’s long enough to start at my house and end in downtown LA, but that didn’t discourage me one bit. I jumped up and brushed my teeth and had a quick breakfast.

Hello pretty people! :) How are you all? I was very busy last week. There was a wedding at our family friend's house so we had to attend all the functions. You guys probably know about it already since I was updating everything on my Instagram account. :P

Legacy: I would like to thank all of my family, friends, teachers, and coaches who have supported me throughout high school. I would like to Kip and Julie Johnson, my parents. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. No matter how hard I was on you guys, you never gave up on me. You always knew that I could do better and constantly encouraged me to do so. I would also like to say a special thanks to my girlfriend Bekka. You have always been there for me since the 9th grade when we started dating. You always helped me with any of my work that I had sturggled with. I appreciate you always telling me that I could do better, even though I was lazy. Thank you for always supporting me, love. I would next like to thank all my friends: Tyler, Hugo, Ed, Casey, Tristan, James,

I hope you had a nice Christmas! I've been wondering how the catering worked out for you guys. It seemed like a pretty damned good idea to me, but as you said, you never know how the food will be.

His eyes were glued to the remote dimple on the side of her cheek. It was his way of containing the boyish grin that illuminated his face when she spoke. He stared adoringly, until Jinora's hand found the top of his. Kai stepped forward and he took a fortifying breath.

“Good. I’m sending you an email. Look it over and email me any questions. Congratulations again, William. I’m proud of you.”

Thank you all for coming and joining us here today. My wife, Louise Mallard, was a young, frail, and timid woman who was afflicted with heart trouble. Our marriage was not out of the ordinary, for I knew we both adored each other a great deal. Even though she is no longer with us I will continue to care for her memory as I cared for her throughout our marriage. Louise wasn’t just a devoted wife to me but a sister to Josephine and their relationship was very close indeed. In these hard times, Josephine has been a blessing to me. Josephine was there for Louise in the good times and the bad. I am sure Josephine will always treasure the memories of her sister close to her heart. Louise Mallard has left her memories to be treasured by her family

Last Sunday when you call me I was very happy because my expectation was you are willing to spend some time with my family. Moreover, particularly I am happy on behalf of my daughter because I thought she will have fun with her grandfather brother’s. However, everything I thought was wrong because you are looking for us to blame me and shame us. I am so sorry for many of you are still striving on the same negative attitude toward me. I know you are going to forward this email to Daddy ( Dr. Urgessa) don’t worry this time I am already CC him.

"-and cal and i thought it would be weird, having two out of the band dating each other. but they proved us wrong, and i'm glad to say that two of my best friends are now married. we love you guys," ashton finished his speech, raising his glass that was half-full with white wine. the people scattered around the room clapped and took drinks from their glasses and ashton smiled at michael and luke as he sat down.

Uninvited guests wore their beatific harlequin masks - their false beaming illuminating the darkest of tunnels. Lozenge wall-lights glinted softly like paralyzed fireflies, azure curtains gushed from the roof as though they were remorseless cataracts, and anticipation wafted through the still air; with everything etched in gilt, it was almost imperceptible that anything could go wrong that evening, but it felt almost too saccharine to be true.

I’m so happy to hear from you! I am doing well! Our wedding date is August 20th of this year … it will be here in no time. I can’t believe it!! Every time I change my mind about something, I remember you telling me about the various things you had made decisions on... then a few days would go by and you would change your mind. Now I'm going through it and I giggle every time because I always assumed it wouldn’t be a big deal to decide but it becomes one when it's your day.

All right, I should stop making jokes and get to the point. What I would really like is for you to meet me in my bedchamber. Tonight. I understand we’re to be married in two weeks, but I’d strongly prefer we have a conjugal visit before our actual wedding night. I don’t know about you, but with so much wedding-day pressure, I want one less thing to be nervous about. No one need ever know about this - it would be something just between us. As far as anyone else is concerned, our wedding night will be our first time together.

I walked to my window and looked at my kingdom, well not my kingdom but I was getting married then crowned queen in a month so close enough. I looked down as my father’s workers hauled hay into the stables. I then saw the highly decorated carriage with pure black horses pulling it. The carriage was complete with gold crowing and a whale painted on the side.

When I want to complete one thing, I will not give up because of failure, and I will repeat to try it until to success.