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Essay about I Was a Mac Evangelist

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He was dressed professionally, wearing a suit, tie, and dark black overcoat. His glasses falsely spelled “nerd.” He was short, or at least shorter than I. I’d say he was in his late thirties, but who knows? I returned to playing Minecraft, a video game released the previous year. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw the man approach me.

He walked straight for me, no doubt about it. I tried to act calmly but couldn’t restrain my heart’s rapid beating. I wiped a bead of sweat from my forehead, glanced to my left flank. Is he coming to speak with me? I wondered. He had to be. I prepped myself mentally for what he would say. Time slowed to a crawl. I should have brought along the Book. I needed something to help me lead him down the …show more content…

Then I transformed into the Mac Evangelist. I felt my muscles bulge and my body rise to full height. Clad in a black suit with a rainbow cape, I was off to save a lost soul!
Then I blanked. Where should I start? Apple’s beginnings, in Steve Jones' garage? Or John Wright’s resignation from Pepsi-Cola to join Apple? Or, perhaps, the Macintosh project? Then again, the release of System 7 was another good issue. Of course, I could go for an Upton Sinclair-style muckraking speech, portraying the values and integrity of Apple versus the corruption of the “Wintel” demons. I then realized that the lost sheep was waiting.

“I definitely think Macs are better than PCs. They’ve got superior hardware, just-as-good or better software, and are far more reliable. I’ve used Macs for eight years and have always been happy with Apple.” I paused, preparing “convert-a-PC-user” arguments. I dreamed of the masses packed into the Apple section of CompUSA, listening to me spread the good news. I envisioned Steve Jobs commending me at MacWorld-New York for my efforts and converting thousands of PC users to the light side of the Force. Then I returned to my sermon. “Macs have consistently been faster, more reliable, stronger, easier to use, and cooler than PCs. For instance, the processor in this Mac (I pointed to the PowerMac next to me) is far superior to any Pentium

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