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Maniac Drivers

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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” George Carlin, a famous comedian, has been saying this for years upon years. He is correct, these types of drivers exist; nevertheless, there are more than just idiots or maniacs. In fact, there are four main categories of drivers. In addition to idiots and maniacs, there are also defensive drivers and jammers. Every person will recognize themselves in these categories, or at least an aspect of themselves when they are driving. Idiot drivers are those that drive like a grandma, also known as Sunday drivers, not literally some idiot driving around town. This means they always drive well below the speed limit, usually in a …show more content…

Maniacs, better known as the road ragers, are considered the “bad boys” of drivers. They drive way too fast for the safety of anyone and are the most likely to blare their horns or yell at every single pedestrian, cyclist, or driver because they think they are more important than anyone else. Maniacs probably have received a few speeding tickets in their lifetime, and typically are more careless when driving because they are more focused on going fast or texting on their phones. In other words, they are high school students who drive ninety miles per hour as soon as the school day ends.
Then there is the middle ground of drivers, known as defensive drivers. For the most part, I believe I fall into this category of drivers. Defensive drivers are all about safety-first. Everyone has to buckle up, they look both ways, maybe even twice before turning, and they hardly ever drive more than five miles per hour over or under the speed limit. Defensive drivers earn their names because we basically play defense while driving, meaning we always pay attention to what other drivers are doing while remaining focused on ourselves. Defensive drivers are kind of the goody two shoes of …show more content…

The times that I do not fall into the defensive driver category, I am definitely a jammer. Jammers are, without a doubt, known as the fun driver, which means we are popular to ride with. These are the drivers seen belting out songs, head banging at all times, and dancing while driving. We are still cautious of others, but have more fun while driving. The Gallatin High School Softball Team is full of jammers, but the only time we show our true colors is when we honk before home games. The main difference between jammers and defensive drivers, other than rocking out while driving, is that jammers have rules that need to be followed. Such as always wearing a seatbelt; however, they are less demanding and uptight about other aspects. Jammers are the drivers that all others aspire to

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