Personal Narrative-Humorous Wedding

Ransom carried me inside and placed me on the bed. Slowly, he undressed me and then slipped a gown over my head before tucking me under the covers. He made no move to seduce me, and I had no desire for him to make love to me. It was the first time in a long time that our being alone had not ended in lovemaking. After I closed my eyes, I felt his warm lips caress my cheek.

I'm sure they will slide back soon." he finishes. All the tripping puns started to make your eye twitch, but you still laughed then nodded, swiping the hair in your face out of the way. "What about you, did you have a good time?" You say, biting back a soft laugh. He trails his eyes up your outfit then looks at you, winking. "I had a snug time. Seeing them happy makes me happy." He says. You roll your eyes, placing a hand on your hip. "Will I be seeing YOU again, Romeo?" You say, confidence building. "Only if you're alive Juliet" he responds, chuckling. You both stand there for a minute or two before he says goodbye, snapping his fingers. After that, he was gone. Your face feels hot, still picturing his. Okay, he's cute. But you JUST met the guy. Relax, lay back. This won't turn into anything. Right? You didn't know what to hope for. Just living in the moment was enough.

When home, I quickly shower and climb into bed with her, a welcome sight. I try to be quiet but at this point she is so use to this that she doesn’t even stir. For a while I watch the clock, count the seconds, then minutes… I start to get anxious wasting all this time, so I lie down next to her and put my arms around her. She smells like hand sanitizer and her lavender shampoo, and she feels so small that I could crush her. I close my eyes and imagine all the places we will go, for years we’ve talked about Paris, Hawaii, Africa, were going to escape this hellish town, I’m going to stop with my destructive quays. I will make her laugh and smile and get her anything she wants. With that in mind I fall asleep, a drunken mess but content with her in mind. In the morning my head pounds, so much I can’t move for a bit, the bed is empty and cold.

The time finally arrived. Meredith and Derek were getting prepared to say “I do” to each other. As he buttoned up his suit and she zippered up her dress, memories came flushing through Meredith’s mind. Oh how long she waited for this day to come, after all the sleepless nights and aching heart breaks, the time has arrived. All this thinking came to a halt when Derek came into the room. “Ahhh!” Meredith gasps hiding herself behind the curtain, “Derek! You can’t see me before the wedding, it’s bad luck!” As he turned around to talk to Meredith he couldn’t stop thinking about how beautiful she looked in her gown. He knew that there could never be bad luck between them. As they heard the church bells ringing, they knew it was time to go down.

When I want to complete one thing, I will not give up because of failure, and I will repeat to try it until to success.

In the midst of our sex motions, he’d only made me reach an orgasm, twice, throughout our entire marriage. I wasn’t even sure what he’d done because everything was usually done in the dark or under the red glittered scarf that layer over our lamps. I’d never told him because I didn’t want to hurt his feelings or change the way he made love to me-even without the orgasm he was my husband. I enjoyed snuggling with him and all signs pointed to us having a terrific future together. So there was plenty of time to discuss our sexual needs later in life. As I lay there, reminiscing in the aftershock of the bad sex that my husband gave me, my tormentor gave me another surprise. He called me by my birth/government

I walked to work trying to keep a decent pace for my weary body, while my mind raced with excitement. How lucky was I? I was going to marry and have a child with James Abby a wealthy kind man, while I was a poor factory worker! Although we had only known each other for a short amount of time, I knew he was the one. We met when I started working at his factory a few months back after I left the coal mines. He treats me so well, he occasionally gets frustrated with me, but it’s only because I am uneducated. Back in the coal mines men would take advantage of me every day, but James actually cares for me. I was snapped out of my deep thinking when I saw James walking into the factory building. I sped up as fast as my hurting body would let me and

I sat down on my chaise to strap up my shoes, but I was stopped by his warm hands, “let me help you baby.” He was wearing just his boxer and I promise you I wanted to push his sexy ass down and ride him like he was a prize bull but I had to control myself, so I just sat back and watched him as he made the simple task of buckling my shoes look sexy. When he was done he kissed my lips softly and asked if I was hungry but I told him no but I'd fix him something if he was. He said he needed to shower first, I looked confused because he didn't have any clothes here, he must of read my mind because he let me know that he washed his clothes last night and put them in the dryer while I was in the shower. He went to get in the shower and I headed to the kitchen to fix him a simple breakfast of toast, cheesy eggs, and sausage links. I still wasn't hungry so I just fixed two glasses of orange juice and I put some fresh strawberries, bananas, and pineapples in a bowl. When I was finished cooking Dmitri was walking into the kitchen. I sat with him while he ate breakfast and cleaned

The mulberry bow called my name as it yearned to be used, and in response I ran my scarred fingertips down the splintered wood, tracing the intricate carvings. My eyes met that of the suitors, hatred coursing through my veins as I reminded myself of their frivolous actions. Before my arrival, I had endeavored in ;p-,both land and sea as impudent suitors occupied my pristine palace doing all from

as i walk out of the doors of my room there he is smiling ear to ear. “may i?” he says as he holds out his hand for me to take. i laugh and place my hand in his. it fits perfectly. we walk over to two seats next to each other. i sit down and open my book. i then look up and see him taking off his shirt. i take a quick breath he then looks at me and smiles “have you never seen a boy shirtless” he jokes. “no i haven’t” i respond still astonished by how perfect his body is. he leans down and kisses me. my hands go down his back and i can feel each individual muscle. he then pulls away picks me up and pulls me into the pool with

“Hello! No, we’re not buying!”, yelled mum. She grabbed my hand and raced through the crowd without hesitating. We got in the reserved taxi and headed for our hotel. We had just arrived in Libya in their summertime. I had finished my degree at university and was officially a registered nurse. My mother and I were celebrating.

Gold. Shiny gold molded into a small band, which will one day wrap around my Grandmother's finger, and then mine. With its intricate carvings decorating the outer surface of the band, bringing it to life. So simple and beautiful. An elegant diamond gleaming at the top, reflecting sunlight on each surface. Who knew one tiny piece of jewelry could mean so much to someone. How it could mean so much to me.

Then we fell onto the bed and slow grinded on one another until we couldn’t take it anymore. As he fondled my private areas, my thoughts ran wild. My bangles clinked as I reached down and guided his thick erection into my wetness. Damn, I don’t ever remember it feeling this good, I thought to myself as I wrapped my legs around his lean body. I felt so good; I felt like drooling. I called for Mont as he slowly savored every plunge into my juicy love box until my cell phone rang.

I ran into the kitchen and jumped into his arms and he kissed me. I pulled my head back and looked at him. He has perfect blue eyes, tan skin and the cutest black hair. I could look at him forever, but I know eventually I’ll have to get down. I jumped down and sat on the chair and he continued to cook waffles for us. I decided I was going to tell him while we were eating.

You walk in and I greet you with a kiss and hug my babygirl. I tell you how much I love you and how thankful I am that you came to bring me dinner. You say that it 's all for me, but secretly inside its because you 've been horny all day and need me to fix that for you. We go to my couch in my office and start to eat, we eat fast because I have to get back to work because I have a huge presentation in the morning, however after dinner you