Sayama-Sensei's Wedding Monologue

BAM BAM!! BAM BAM!!
...Hmmm…?
“ACE! Get your lazy self up! I do not want to be late to Sayama-sensei’s wedding!!” BAM BAM!! Huh? Is that Scarlet’s voice? Why’s she…?
“ACE YOU IDIOT, DO YOU EVEN HEAR ME??!!”
Crap. I better get out of bed or else I’m in Big Trouble. She’ll….
“Ace. I’m trying to maintain myself here. If you don’t get out of bed this minute….I’ll karate kick open your door and drag you out of bed!”
“NO! STOP! I’ll get out! I’ll get out! Just leave my door alone!” I scream.
I quickly shove my jeans from last night on and grab the hoodie on the floor as I race for the door, trying to prevent my door from getting damaged for the 6th time. I swear, if my door suffers under her kicks one more time, I will not have the money to replace …show more content…

After all, that shrew picked on me and called me ‘tone deaf’ for three years. Heh. I’m only going because I want to see the brazen soul who’s going to be that teacher’s husband.” I reply, shrugging my shoulders.
BONK! “OWWW!!”
1 Hour Later…
Urgh, that damn Scarlet! The suit she is making me wear is seriously scratching against my sensitive skin. It’s enough that she’s making my door go through pain but now, she’s physically making its owner suffer too.
“ Arata kun, do you have to go to the john? It seems like you can’t hold in anymore.”
I turned to see Kiko Matsumoto, Scarlet’s best friend snickering at me and I felt my face getting tomato red.
“Kiko-chan!!! Can you just leave me alone for once? I’ve had enough! Scarlet and now you!”
“Hey, want to go see Sayama-sensei in her wedding dress before the ceremony, ?” Kiko asks, completely ignoring my demand.
Scarlet’s eyes beams with excitement and mirth.“Oh, yeah, yeah! But where did Ace go?”
Wedding dress? Heh heh. What a laugh. They are not dragging me to go see that witch with them. But what if they are talking behind my back? Hmph, I better go check out what they’re saying about me.
When I arrive outside the dressing room, I press my ear against the door. Preparing for any complaints about …show more content…

“Hey! I’m an adult! I can make my own decisions!”
“Hmph. You’re still a kid at heart. You even still drink sappy sweet drinks like these,” says her father, picking up the cup of bubble tea.
Sensei snatches the drink out of his hands, “So what, that doesn’t mean I’m a kid. Come on, don’t you have something to say to your dressed up daughter?”
The middle-aged man turns the knob on the door and turns around, commenting, “Yeah... you look gorgeous...though not as gorgeous as your late mother” before he slams the door. After that, Kiko places down her coffee and looks at the video camera, realizing that the batteries are running low. Panicking, Scarlet reminds her that there is an electronics store nearby and they both run out the door, leaving me alone with Sayama-sensei.
After a while, I notice that Sayama-sensei keeps looking at me, annoyed, I blurt out, “What? Is there something on my face?”
“Oh nothing.” She says with a mischievous grin and extends her arm to stretch my face. “It’s just that this face wants me to torture you! Haha!”
“Curt yit oww!”
“....because you look exactly like my first love!”