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Skinny Fat Research Paper

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A "Family Sized" Please Ravenous by nature, the obese want food, need food and have an extraordinary talent of exposing all of food's hiding places. When the obese go on a hunt, food goes for a punt into their mouths and down the esophagus. Just like Pac-Man, the obese pursue their food relentlessly. To the casual observer, the food on the plate disappears in the blink of an eye. But for the obese, time freezes as they savor each and every morsel remains. On a serious note, the obese, caught in a continuous struggle between stomach and mind, undergo an everlasting relentless body mass gain. America has the dubious distinction of winning the first prize for the most obese country in the world. Nearly 78 million Americans are victims of the ever …show more content…

We must save ourselves from this terrible fate. We have to embrace a first class socialistic and controlled approach to food distribution. Let's distribute food according to BMI. Rather than letting the fat get fatter and the skinny become skinnier, this method will allow the skinny to gain fat and the fat to gain skinny. We can put an end to the "skinny fat" stereotype and at the same time lower the overwhelming monstrosity of America's size. Using this phenomenal socialistic method we can solve the national crisis of obesity. Right? Hello, Can somebody should consult the founding fathers on this approach??? Insert a chip into the arm of every generally overwhelming large individual. Like a dog trained on a leash, the chip will train its owner. As you surreptitiously make your way to the refrigerator at 2:00 am, thinking about binge watching an entire season of Friends while eating your deliciously cajoled chocolate ice cream, you will encounter a bewildering dismay. Your refrigerator will lock shut, the moment your hand touches the handle, blockading your hope and desire for mouth watering milk, sugar flavouring, and fat. Shocking you with electricity the moment you reach for more food, your brain will eventually assimilate that eating less outweighs getting fried . Eventually over days of dedication, you'll find that the additional chub that had rippled before with ease is now gone and hard as a

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