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Why We Shouldn T Backpacks Be Allowed In Schools

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Backpack Attack
The world is patiently awaiting for the inevitable robot takeover of mankind. However, varied school districts in the US do not fear robots, oh no, they fear a bigger and much more crucial threat to the existence of mankind. They are fearfully awaiting for the... backpack attack. In efforts, to stop this attack of the backpack and the annihilation of mankind; they have banned students from carrying backpacks during school. Students are expected to leave their weapons of mass destruction in their lockers. Schools have special intelligence of what backpacks are capable of; the ban on backpacks is due to lack of space in classrooms and for safety precautions.
First off, schools banned backpacks due to the lack of space in classrooms. Schools have special intelligence of backpacks, and know that if backpacks are left in cramped spaces, such as; a small classroom with an over packed amount of students, the backpack …show more content…

Backpacks are evil, so much so, that they are designed perfectly in order to hide weapons; ranging all the way from guns to swords. The bags can easily attain guns for the students, even though the gun laws are incredibly strict in the US. This is because the US strongly believes that anything with the history of mass destruction deserves to have a gun to protect them from the government. Gun laws are extremely strict in the US and without the backpacks students would not be able to get a gun nor conceal weapons into schools. Backpacks are the only ones that can get and hide guns for students, this is why schools will only allow purses and drawstring bags. Draw string bags and purses are completely incapable of concealing a gun or even a sword. Students may feel pressured to harm others, if they have their bags in class with all the weapons the backpack can

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