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Bar Code Exams: A Short Story

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Pain stakingly he typed gg to the barcode account, the strategy he used was deeply flawed unbenounced to him, a barcode account going further than him, ambush was insulted “Why, how f*ck” Ambush shouted in rage flinging off his head phones. The barcode account was laughing mercilessly
“holy mother of god” laughed The bar code account, ambush remembered the man’s account code for later. ambush left to ladder a bit, try to gain the grandmaster rank. He was astonished to be met with a second barcode his glance momentarily lapsed to the sticky note he left himself to cheek the bar code "thank Christ it's different" ambush whimpered. He soon set up a second nexus, as macro turned to micro things went south; the opponent was planning for an ambush …show more content…

Thought the responses was grim "well..... I don't have a team... yet. But I plan on confronting people to join the team. Exosas and aunt haggis . Exosas will be in a competition, just don't beat him. Well, see ya around." A few seconds later a friend request appeared from... Snute, as in the finalist Snute, grand master rank. So I went to the tournament to face Exosas, his low apm micro execution was flawless, he had perfect barrier timing on the sentries allowing the photon cannons to warp in, executing me with hallucinations for the buildings and the photon siege for the troops, gg all the way. Now for the metagame “hey you need a team” He asked in chat the response was instant “yes” I sent a friend …show more content…

He dodged all his attacks except the tiny tauntrus (High arcane FTW) My last hope is to keep dodging and find windows to use the tiny tauntrus, and that’s working. “The cannon is coming out” aunt haggis screamed across the room, this isn’t good I can’t dodge the cannon, well the cat is out of the bag, time to engage pro-mode. crack a vile use the tauntrus, repeat, win. “faq” shouted “hey, it works” I angrily retorted “hey want to join a starcraft 2 team” The response was eager “ hell yea” ok now just need a sponsorship. we confronted red bull to ask for some sponsorship, red bull pledged 100,000$. but the were sceptical of ambushes abilities, so ambush asks snute what he should do to gain trust from red bull, snute had no fricking clue what to do, and then he saw it the sticky note that had the barcodes account number, something clicked in his head that he would be interested in a rematch, so he sent a message but the news could threaten ambushes livelihood, the next day ambush checked his messages to find his request denied, ambush had to find a new way to do this, then a new idea, snute; if he could beat a finalist red bull would have to invest when he messaged snute he said “m8 that will make them doubt me. Best you say to the barcode that he can take your place if he wins, he’ll jump at the opportunity.” that ripped ambushes excitement away,

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