Humorous Wedding Speech

I’m currently sitting in my room thinking about how great these two weeks with you were. Thank you so much for all the memories and fun times. I will always hold them very close to me. My god, it has only been a couple hours since you left and I already miss you so much. You have made me immensely happy, I cannot express that enough. I only hope to make you as happy as you make me. I know we are both still young, but no matter what happens or where life takes us, I know for a fact that I will always love you. You have taught me so much and I will forever be grateful for that.

As you are probably wondering my reasoning for crying, I’m trying my best not to start with my fit again because of the thoughts I must think to write this down. I have what most would call ‘self-image issues’. They started my 5th grade year. They have done nothing but progressed and now this is where I am: spending my time on my bathroom floor crying, writing in this book about my issues. I was bullied, physically and verbally, neglected, lied and cheated on… I’m not too sure the reasoning. I have always been the best person that I possibly could be to everyone that I come in contact with. People took advantage of my kindness, but I didn’t mind it because everyone needs favors and love.

Ladies, Gentlemen good morning to you all. I am here today to speak to you on behalf of tennis Australia and in essence the rest of the globe in terms of Tennis. My question to you is, why are women denied the chance to perform and exhibit there elite talents their ultimate mettle in 5 sets of tennis like the men’s game. Why fans are denied the pleasure of seeing this is to be questioned? Why aren’t women able to play 5 sets?

Good morning Aphrodite. I may not have much to say, and I'm sorry for that, but the stuff I do have to say.. I hope it'll make you smile.

Hi everyone! I’m Emma Keaschall, Kala’s sister and I just want to say thank you to everyone for coming out today! It’s such a pleasure to be able to celebrate this special day with all of Kala and Doug’s friends and family.

So, I’ve been dating this guy named Bruce Spencer, from OkCupid for the past month.

I am beyond grateful for the offer that I was given yesterday and cannot thank you enough for the opportunity. I have learned a tremendous amount about myself throughout this process and I appreciate the hospitality given by all that were involved. I enjoyed getting to know Dr. Miller and his wife Teri who both are committed to excellence in their business. I thought it was great that I was given the opportunity to experience what the work environment is like at Total Health.

b- Good evening ladies and gentlemen, children us at kontiki…… welcome you to the 5th annual kontiki multicultural fashion runway. I am Stefan and this is my co-host Sashi for this evening.

good thing I’m typing this because there’s no way I could hold myself together saying it to you. Where to even start? You’ve been like an older sister to me and I look up to you so much. When I first got my saber and rifle you taught me. You took the time out of your day to teach me. When I’m upset, you are my rock. You listen to me like no one else does and for that I am very grateful I honestly cannot thank you enough for absolutely. A smile goes on my face when I remember all the things we’ve been through. I remember when we go to competitions and I’m really nervous but then you are my rock and you keep me calm. I remember when you had mud all over your car and you had to rinse it off and us jamming to old Justin Bieber songs lol.

Thank you so much for allowing me to do this. I am in the process of getting ready to launch the new vendor site and will be traveling to the Philippians in the month of August with the rest of the clt 6pm team and will be gone for about three weeks to train them on the ins and outs of the site and the need to knows about 6pm.com.

Hello. For those who don’t know me, I’m Samantha. I am the maid of honour, sister and believe it or not, friend of the bride. I’d like to start off by pointing out that Maryssa looks absolutely stunning. Oh and Braeden, you look alright too I guess.

I was born in Platteville, Wisconsin November, 17, 2003 at 8:58 a.m. After I was born my mom and dad went back to Dubuque Iowa. I was the first girl in the family. When I was a baby I had very bad asthma and I would be in and out of the hospital but at the end I was a good baby and also my big brother was there to help with me. When I was 3 years old I became a big sister her name is Starr. My first word was no. When I was 4 year old I went to preschool. I didn’t have a lot of friends. Believe or not I was very

One of the first things I checked when I woke yesterday was who won the popular vote. I suspected that it would be Hilary, and I was right.  I refused to believe US citizens had become so backward. [?]

For those of you who don’t know me I'm Mo, Deanna is my (only by 197 days)older sister

He’s popped the question! Now what? The best way to show off your new piece of jewellery (and your new fiancé too) is to throw a party! Who doesn’t love an engagement party?