Humorous Wedding Speech: Mister Jc Merger

I hope one day to watch the stock market with you. One of my favorite moments with you was watching the original Dracula. Grandma Jayne, even though you couldn’t make it to my Bar Mitzvah, I love you very much. I greatly appreciate the gift I received from you and even more so the emails we send to each other. Saba, I am sorry that you also couldn’t make it to my Bar Mitzvah.

I want you to know that I am alive, but petrified, I am trying my best to survive. You are amongst one of the most essential persons in my entire life, we both will always have a bond stronger than steel. There has not been one night that I have not thought of you or about our family. The memory that will always be fresh in my mind is the trip we experienced the time we toured Niagara Falls with mom, when we visited you in New York City. Even though the separation will be the terminal memory I experienced with you, the jubilant memories will always come before horrendous moments. You have impacted my life significantly. If I have never have had you as my brother, I would have a laborious time growing into a young adult, even though you are 16 years older than I am. Your age difference has benefited me oodles, you informed me how to deal with the similar situations that you once experienced. Brian you are my other half, I don’t know how I can survive without you. It hurts to know that we shall never meet again, but please stay strong, and know that I love you! You will always be in my heart, I hope that we may meet again, even in another

I am ecstatic to know that you are alive and well. It feels like it has been an eternity since you were born 23 years ago in our very own home in England. I still remember the day that I had to leave you, tears swelling up in my eyes, I left when you were only at the age of 8! It killed me to leave you, knowing I would probably never see you or your mother's face ever again. But here we are, communicating by letter from distant colonies in the new world. At least I can sigh of relief knowing that you are in the same country as me. Maybe someday we will be able to see each other. Until then, I do know that you and I have plenty of work to do developing our isolated distant colonies. To this day I still dream of you, me and your own mother meeting

This is your father Aaron Rooplal. I know it would be years until it’s time for the both of you to read this letter. First, I want to apologize for being away from you so long. I know this isn't fair but I’m away for this business project in Japan just so that I’m able to provide a financially stable lifestyle for you and your superb mom who has been struggling so much on her own to take care of you both. This business project will be done before no time and I promise to come back with so many gifts for you both and make up for all the lost time.

I know it has been a long time since I´ve wrote to you. I have been quite busy, hence the time difference of the letters I write. But more importantly, I wrote to say that I miss you , Mary, and Mama very dearly, where the time apart has left me quite homesick. Otherwise, if you haven't already known, my squad and I are headed in to Sicily, Italy. I know! How exciting! I will have to see if I can visit our Aunt Sally up in Rome.

Father are you out there, This is your daughter Erika Neumen I survived the holocaust. The last time I saw you were in the ghettos. I miss you dearly and can't stop thinking about you.

I miss you very much. I hope you are ok in America. I wanted to write you a letter to update you on some of the changes that have happened in our country and in our family since you moved to America.

I write you today in hopes of rekindling a relationship lost. The circumstances of my untimely exit from your life were the result of a shattered relationship, and of my own weakness. I cannot tell you how sorry I am for abandoning you. I was weak and needed to find strength, so I may raise you to posses that same strength. The truth is I was unable to raise you, for in that house I was not a mother, but a doll. These past 8 years have been crucial in my evolution. After the seperation of Ms.Linde and Nils Krogstad, we decided to live together and discover who we really were. Through our work and experiences I have learned to respect myself as a human being, and have become the strong mother you need in your life. It is my intention to return home and to replace Anne as your caretaker, if you shall let me. The truth is your father, while a kind soul, is not fit to raise children. I have no doubt your

By now you probably know the truth about your father, Phyllis and myself. If not, I think I should be the one to tell you. Let me start off by saying that I fell in love with you. You are such a modest, young, beautiful girl that I grew very fond of. Also, I am sorry. Sorry for what you are going through now on your own. I hope you can find some inner peace and forgiveness in your heart. Which I know you will.

I wanted to say thank you for all the family has done for me and that you might never see me again and that i'm willing to die for what's right and for my country i am now going to tell you how me experience was in the union.It started when i got to my regiement it was called 1st michigan infantry once i got there i had met some friends one of them was from irland he was really intresting he just died in the battle before.It Day 12 the food is getting really boring and plain the pork is getting moldy from the week before the coffe is extremly bitter I can here people talking about robert e lee and how there going to destroy us yea right i chuckled really hard well thats all for today.Day14 the night before we heard gun shots and cannons so we got up with our guns and rifles ready tofight for our lives but it was some kids just goofing off with our stuff we told to them to leave and never come back day 17 sorry its been a few days since i wrote i was just in a battle i was shot in the finger this might be suprising while your reading this but i have a very good doctor he just washed his hands im very lucky to be alive

I hope you are well. Send my regards to Father and my sister, Mary. I miss you all very dearly and hope to see you soon. I have been meaning to write you for weeks, but we have been very busy fighting lately. Today has been the calmest of all my days here, so I can finally tell you all about what it’s like in this Great War.

It was 12 o’clock so instead i skipped breakfast and went straight onto lunch. I was looking forward to today

I got my kids ready to go to school for the day then I went to get ready for work. We got into my brand new 2044 BMW, which I got for my birthday from Liam. I dropped

Greetings little sister! It has been quite a while, hasn't it? I suppose this letter is a bit overdue. Please forgive my radio silence, I feared that Mom and Dad might possibly scrutinize you if you received a letter from me and they did not. Allow me to address your most obvious questions: Yes, I am well and am enjoying myself. No, you are not at fault. I do not, however, intend to write to Mom and Dad. Now that your discontent has been quelled, I imagine you are curious to ascertain knowledge of my endeavors since my departure from Annandale. The answer to that is quite lengthy to say the least. Truth be told, I've been dying to share my adventures with someone, so perhaps this is mutually beneficial. Now then, I suppose

Today is a great morning. I got up this morning with a smile on my face today This most dazzling smile means that Red Chief is coming back home. When I saw him, quick as a serpent I say a quick hello for him and run. I say hi to him to the cool, awesome, and charming little boy since i miss him. Bam! “ what the heck was that” I said running to the sound. “What are you doing” I said to Red Chief “ Playing Slingshot at dogs” He said. “Could you please stop it” ? I asked “No now leave me alone, sir” he said. Then I went back home ran as fast as i could back to my house, Pack my stuff and move to another town. After a month, I finally move in a different house I will miss speaking to my neighbor Red Chief.