Humorous Wedding Speech by the Father of the Groom
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I am the groom's father, Ken, and I have the great privilege of being best man. I have recently found out there are two reasons why J W asked me to do this job. 1) To make him look younger and slimmer in the photos. 2) Because he didn't want to burden any of his friends with the terrible prospect of having to give this speech.
It's the speech that no one wants to do. The best man doesn't really know what he's expected to say and yet his speech is supposed to be humorous - but it might not be. It's supposed to be short - but it probably won't be. It should be original - but it seldom is. It should not offend - and most do. And finally, it's
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The happy couple met for this first time at Kent University launderette. A perfectly normal way to meet someone, I know. Made remarkable only because that was the only day, in the four years that he was there, that J W ever went to a launderette. They began their relationship like many young lovebirds, by spending almost every moment together - during which time Kathy tried to decide if she could do any better.
Now, I've never thought of J W as the type to go in for all that lovie-dovie romantic stuff, and I'm sure all his friends and work colleagues here today would describe him as a bit of a lad - a man's man. Well, I was shocked - shocked to learn that J W has a habit of leaving things around the house for Kathy to find. No, not dirty socks or empty beer cans, but "I love you" notes. In fact, it's a habit that has spread beyond the house and to the car when, one frosty morning last winter, he scraped in the ice on Kathy's car windscreen, "I love you", so that she would find it in the morning on the way to work. Isn't that cute? But the one that really choked me up - the one that really made me blink back the tears - was the time that Kathy found the words "I love you" written on the last sheet of toilet paper in the bathroom. Now J W, that's a trick that's really best done with a Rolo - as demonstrated by what Kathy apparently did with that sheet of paper once she'd read
"Arjun I and Matthews want you to tie knot with Jade as soon as possible, as she has finished her studies and she will be even entering into business world so we both want you to guide her and be with her in all her steps" said Mr. Advith Rana my dad taking a seat in my cabin.
Best man 1: Good evening everyone. I must warn you we are both pretty nervous about doing this speech. We have spent many a night awake, trying plan it to no avail. We were both so nervous about doing this speech we asked the groom for some advice on how to prepare for talking to a large audience.
By all accounts we are lucky that the groom is here today. I have it on good authority that when he
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I would like to start by thanking Frank on behalf of the bridesmaids for his kind comments and echo the fact that they look wonderful and performed their role fantastically well, despite the inevitable and healthy rivalry that can sometimes occur. In fact, just before the service I overheard a furious sisterly argument about who was going to be first to dance with the best man. Understandable, I thought - until I got closer and heard them saying, 'You!', 'no, you!'
Good evening. I would like to begin by welcoming each and every one of you to this joyous and stressful occasion.
The happy couple, reverend celebrant, dear guests. The first wedding speech I ever gave was in 1958 when I married the groom's mother.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I must thank Donald for his kind words. I must also thank all of you for coming today - I know how hard it is to get a day release.
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We are all gathered here today with my dad and dee to celebrate their love for each other. In my eyes they are such a inspiring couple they love each other unconditionally you guys make one an other laugh,smile, you have the funniest memories and I'm talking like there's some interesting one hahaha and there's so much more you guy have experience together. The two of you are like peanut butter and jelly you're the perfect match and no one could ever change that. I am so happy that my dad met someone so great for him and that have the patience for him lol good luck dee..but dad you have taught me to be independent and go for what I want and that exactly what I do. I can couldn't on you for anything and everything, you out of a lot of people in my life have the most faith and trust in me which mean that absolute world to me.
Now Mike, some people will tell you that marriage is a 50/50 partnership. I don't know who made
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I’m not an experienced public speaker, so I find it easier just to read the speech word for word. In fact, I’ve practiced it almost daily for about a week and a half now, so that I know it very well. It’s a tip that I read in a book about public speaking. I’ve also been drinking profusely to help calm my pre-speech nerves. I made that tip up myself.
Good evening, everyone. Welcome to John and Lily’s wedding. I am a close friend of both since we were at the university. I would like to toast to my two beloved and sincere friends, John and Lily. Before I start, thank you for inviting me to the party and I am so honored being the best man.
So let me tell you about all those best man duties that originally concerned me, because I was immediately stumped by the first one: ‘ensure that the groom’s face and hair are in order.’ Well Daniel, I have to say that if nature didn't get them in order the first time around,
I appreciate that as best man you are required ro write a speech that pokes a certain amount of fun at my future husband, with stories and jokes about his past exploits, but I do want you to remember that this is our wedding day and I don't want something that you might say or do to spoil it.
A wedding speech is usually given by the maid-of-honor and the best man. These two positions hold special meaning because it is meant to be given by someone whom the bride and groom cherish and love. To be given the position of maid-of-honor or best man already shows how much love and respect the bride or groom has for their friend. Wedding speeches, in return, show