Why Did God Create Economists?

“Oh no, here she comes well it can’t be so bad” I thought as my mother came towards me. “How was your day honey?” I replied with a simple, “Good, thank you” obviously lying since, I had just failed my first test ever. “Are you sure? You look kinda down.” Under the pressure of guilt, I handed my mom my paper and braced myself. My mother looked at the paper confused for a bit...then her eyes widened bigger than I could ever imagine someone could. “What is this...this is a joke correct?” She was so shocked she didn’t know what to do she exclaimed, then, she called my

She then went on asking “what did he give you?” Jackie replied “three Hail Marys.” After Jackie said this Nora went on to say “you musn’t have told him everything.” Jackie than replied “I told him everything about gran and all.” Than Nora noticed that Jackie was sucking on something. She asks “what are you sucking?” Jackie replied “Bullseyes.” Nora than asked “Was it the priest that gave them to you?” Jackie replies “Twas.” Than Nora went on to say, “Lord God, some people have all the luck! ‘Tis no advantage to anybody trying to be good. I might just as well be a sinner like

Chay knew something wasn’t quite right and asked, “Are we going to see mommy?” The preacher pulled over to the side of the road and got out of the car. His uncle turned around and said, “Your mother isn’t coming home kids, she died this morning.” Then he broke down crying. “You’re a liar!” Chay screamed. “Mommy said she was going to play with me and the train tonight. You’re a liar, she’s not dead!”

Granny was left alone with the priest on her wedding day, and now, on her deathbed, is left alone with the priest again and faces death alone.

Despite the city’s positive response to the coffee shop’s renovation, other businesses in the area have not followed suit in renovating the many decrepit buildings and abandoned lots. How might the presence of an externality be in part the cause of this?

4 months later George Paige was giving the death sentence for molesting and murdering up to 60 young girls . on the day of his execution, he ruse to talk the anyone . The officers gave him the chance to choose his last meal. George refuse to say anything , so they gave him the traditional meal. Steak and eggs, he refuse to touch his meal . to prepare george for this execution . They shaved all his hair, and put an adult diaper on him , incase he makes a

Lev calls pastor Dan and tells him to talk to his parents about calling off the police. Pastor Dan tells him ''I don't know what you're talking about. We never told the police.'' lev

Papi after finishing shower the first thing he did was confirming if his sons had eaten, “have they eaten?” he asked his wife and she replied by nodding her head where as they were not supposed eat due to

Everyone sat down around the fire and we had a meeting. Here, girls would have the choice to state their testimony (spoken statement about how they think the Church is true). McKelle and I both knew that we wouldn’t have to give our testimony if we didn’t want to. All the girls around McKelle and I were bearing their testimonies. The Bishop looked at McKelle and I and asked, “Which one of you is going next?”

A model was traveling from Philadelphia to Los Angeles on a U.S. Airways flight and decided to take a short nap. While she was sleeping, a man convinced the flight attendants that he was the model's husband and was allowed to change seats and sit next to her. The man was Father Marcelo de Jesusmaria, a priest from San Bernardino, California. He was not the model's husband. When she awoke, the woman found the man groping her butt, breasts, and crotch.

intoxicated father told his son, "Well, you ah, you better go back in there and do the dishes." He did, however, promise not to tell his wife about their conversation so

“ Well, I guess it’s time that I told you. You’re going to have a new baby sister!” announced Mrs.McKay.

People in the packed courtroom noticed Mary was pregnant, but she would not reveal who the father of her child was. When the judge insisted that she tell everyone, she said, "There is no father."

There was once A man named snoderoder and his side kick fluffy elephant. He lived in a secret lair a box on the streets. Snoderoder was planning a suicide mission. When fluffy elephant screamed at Snoderoder “Can I go to the bathroom.”?

"You want some breakfast?" he asked. "Sure, what do you have, I'm starving". She said with a bright smile on her face. "All I have is eggs, and I little bit of bacon left, you want that?" asked Antonio. She simply nodded her head yes, then asked "wait, how much bacon do you have left?" "I only have two strips left". He replied. "Well I better have both strips then, after all I am the guest." She said sarcastically. Antonio knew that she was joking and casually replied with. "Well the way you look now, I think you should cut down on the bacon, don't you think?" The way that she looked at him, Antonio that he crossed the line with her, but she just looked at him and blurted out laughing. Antonio knew that this week was going to be a wild