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Zombie Apocalypse Speech

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As I was arguing with Dean about alcohol warming the body, it dawned on me.
"Alcohol restricts the flow of blood to the brain," I blurted out, cutting my friend off in mid sentence.
"What does that have to do with anything?" he asked, perturbed at my outburst. I could hear static as he checked one of the walkie-talkies.
"That's why some of the people we encountered turned at an incredibly slow rate," I explained, almost having to stop the vehicle in my eureka moment.
"What do you mean?" Dean asked clearly not following.
I had forgotten that everyone was not privy to the notes I had taken during the interviews. I had to think of common cases they would both know about.
"Bill," I began in my most clinical voice. "He had been bitten days before …show more content…

I need a ladies’ room?"
"Can't you wait?" I asked, irritated.
"I haven't gone in a long time," she replied, straightening in her seat.
"Why didn't you go earlier?"
"I didn't know there was going to be a zombie apocalypse, so I didn't empty my bladder," she replied, rounding on me. "I gotta pee!"
I started to pull off the road, a field to either side. "Don't even think about it!" she said vehemently. "I'm not peeing out in the open!"
I pulled back on the road. I could imagine Drew driving behind us. He must think we're crazy; slowing, speeding, pulling off the road and then veering back again. I could hear Frank and Ben now. They probably were trying to convince the others that we turned into zombies.
A few miles up the road, we saw a lone gas station. It was dark and dingy, but the restroom doors were plainly visible by our headlights. I pulled the vehicle around and hit the high beams so the full power would illuminate the woman's room if I held the door open.
Melissa hurried out of the Humvee, gun first, joined immediately by a duck-walking Amber.
Drew hurried over, saying, "Where are we …show more content…

"It's quiet here. Why don't we stay the night in the Hummers?"
"Humvees," Drew corrected.
She frowned, "Whatever. We're all tired and we don't know what's ahead. Is it smart to go there in the dark?"
Melissa placed a hand on my shoulder. "She's right," she agreed. "If there's any sort of trouble ahead, it would be best if we were rested."
We passed out some of the food and water. Each vehicle would be responsible for their own watch. Everyone would stay inside. Even though it was very remote here, we couldn't chance a guard being outside. One slip up and we would all be vulnerable.
The night passed with no incident. The birds’ stirring woke us with their songs. If you didn't think about the woman in the bathroom, you would think this area was completely untouched.
Everyone used the bathroom one last time and we ate and drank a little before resuming our journey. The day was cooler, a cold front from the north having followed the storm. It left the air crisp and pure-feeling.
As I started up the military vehicle, I could see Dean’s telltale mark on the woman's restroom door. Dead inside. Not a zombie, just dead, written in permanent marker. Hopefully, his little guide would save someone the shock that the girls

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