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Humorous Wedding Speech: The Rules Of Being A Girl

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Thank the Lord football season is almost here! I get to cheer on my favorite team (Ole Miss), tailgate with awesome friends in the Grove and look forward to almost every weekend! Being a girl raised in the south, my father taught me the game of football. I can sit in the stands and actually know what the heck is going on without looking dumb. After a few experiences tailgating over the years, I’ve decided to create a guide for women; on everything you need to know about football to not sound stupid come game day. Something that drives me crazy is when a girl opens their drunken mouth and acts like they know what they are talking about when it comes to football. Believe I’m quickly after I’ve had a few but at least I make some since. So Ladies, here’s a guide just for you! Don’t be that girl! …show more content…

For example, on the offence the quarterback is the leader of the team. He calls the plays and receives the ball from the center. For example, Tom Brady who you probably think is hot, he’s a quarterback! He hands off/pitches the ball to a running back or throws it to a wide receiver. A tide end serves as a receiver and a blocker while a left guard and right guard block to protect the quarterback. There is also left and right tackles are the outer two members of the offensive line. On the defense you have defensive tackles, they pressure the quarterback and stop the run! Then you have the defensive ends, they combine to tackle the quarterback or the ball carrier. Linebackers are your best tacklers. They defend the run and the pass and usually are fast! The safeties also defend the deep pass and the run, but line up deepest in the secondary. And then finally you have the cornerbacks; they line up wide on the field and meet with the offensive receivers. The Yellow

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