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Pros And Cons Of Gun Control

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Citizens, truth seekers, Americans, as a nation we should be able to agree upon the simple proposition: guano psychotics (batshit crazy people) should not have guns. Once we agree upon this principle, and assuming we also agree on the principle right of self defense, other reasonable suggestions upon which we can reach agreement follow naturally. Here are a few suggestions. Gun possession should be licensed, like driving a car. Gun owners should be required to carry liability insurance, like car owners. Gun purchase and licensing should require a background check through a coordinated national system operated by the federal government. (Surveys indicate that between 70% and 90% of Americans already agree with this.) A license to possess a gun should require a basic knowledge and skills examination, use and safety training, and periodic mental health examination. Gun purchases of an unusual nature, such as amassing an arsenal, should automatically trigger a more thorough background investigation including interviews of the licensee, such as required for a security clearance. (Call this the Las Vegas 2017 Lesson, perhaps.) Anyone diagnosed with the potential to have psychotic breaks, such as but not limited to paranoid schizophrenics, should not be granted a license to possess a gun. As a nation we must commit to increased funding for scientific study of issues related to violence and firearms. For example, we should study police shootings, toddler shootings, domestic

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