Humorous Wedding Speech

I’m currently sitting in my room thinking about how great these two weeks with you were. Thank you so much for all the memories and fun times. I will always hold them very close to me. My god, it has only been a couple hours since you left and I already miss you so much. You have made me immensely happy, I cannot express that enough. I only hope to make you as happy as you make me. I know we are both still young, but no matter what happens or where life takes us, I know for a fact that I will always love you. You have taught me so much and I will forever be grateful for that.

Legacy: I would like to thank all of my family, friends, teachers, and coaches who have supported me throughout high school. I would like to Kip and Julie Johnson, my parents. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. No matter how hard I was on you guys, you never gave up on me. You always knew that I could do better and constantly encouraged me to do so. I would also like to say a special thanks to my girlfriend Bekka. You have always been there for me since the 9th grade when we started dating. You always helped me with any of my work that I had sturggled with. I appreciate you always telling me that I could do better, even though I was lazy. Thank you for always supporting me, love. I would next like to thank all my friends: Tyler, Hugo, Ed, Casey, Tristan, James,

Transition to first main point: Firstly, I will be talking about the structure of the speech. 7G

Hello, everybody! Merry Christmas! Mele Kalikimaka! Happy New Year! Happy Hanukkah! We just want to -- hope you guys are having a great holiday. And it is wonderful to see all of you.

Good morning baby! I just wanted to give you something cute to wake up to, so here i am. I really hope that this will be able to put a smile on that cute face of yours. You are so unbelievably caring and kind and just flat out amazing. You deserve so much more than what you actually receive but then again, you are so young and you have such an amazing life ahead of you and hopefully, i will be able to see it as well. You just need to keep doing what you love and no matter what happens or whatever it may be, i’ll always be here for you. Not a day that passes by that i don’t feel blessed to have you. This is going to sound corny but i honestly do think that us meeting again may have been fate. I don’t like to think about what happened between us 6 months ago but i don’t want to ignore it because it happened and nothing can change that. But the point is, is that my love grew for you. And it continues to grow. Every single day when i talk to you i feel so complete and i feel like i really found the one. My love grows for you more and more every time that we talk.

Attached is our rough draft. I want to thank you for the extension you gave us, but I suggested that our group turn it in today, so we can spend tomorrow working with Becky on our presentation.

On May 23rd, Dave Payne, Greg Rodgers, and I went to check on the Trailers at OCS.

Sorry it took me so long to get back with you. I had my mother over for the day. The opinion that I am going to give you is just what I would do. Please don't do anything that would make you uncomfortable. Well here's what I think.

Good Morning Laurie! Hope you had a lovely Friday evening. Thank you for your message, I was happy to receive it.

Good Morning Haley aka Stephanie. I'm so grateful you've been my friend. I feel so comfortable around you and feel like I can talk to you aboit anything whether it's aliens saying aye lmao or your thoughts on religion. It just feels easy and comfortable. I know out friendship hasn't always been normal especially since I liked you in 8th grade which probably made it awkward and then we didn't talk for a while but anyways thanks for sticking with me and dealing with all my shit. I know I can be annoying and mean sometimes and I'm sorry you. You deserve a better friend but thanks for sticking with me anyways. Also stop being so hard on yourself, you always say that you'll never get a boyfriend or no one finds you attractive and it's just silly

Hi everyone! I’m Emma Keaschall, Kala’s sister and I just want to say thank you to everyone for coming out today! It’s such a pleasure to be able to celebrate this special day with all of Kala and Doug’s friends and family.

Congratulations to all of the line officers, and officers! I know that you will go on to do great things during this term!

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation… oops, wrong speech. *pulls out large stack of papers* Ahh… here it is.*clear throat* Hello, I am Naomi Lee, friend and Sister to the lovely bride who about half of us came here to see. I love her, enough to forgive her for no longer sharing a last name with me. But, that is besides the point, because me and the new Mrs.Granger have a lot of stories, which I had to pick through. Some would say it is easy, but if you had her as a sister, well, you know to leave out the embarrassing ones.

So, I’ve been dating this guy named Bruce Spencer, from OkCupid for the past month.

I am beyond grateful for the offer that I was given yesterday and cannot thank you enough for the opportunity. I have learned a tremendous amount about myself throughout this process and I appreciate the hospitality given by all that were involved. I enjoyed getting to know Dr. Miller and his wife Teri who both are committed to excellence in their business. I thought it was great that I was given the opportunity to experience what the work environment is like at Total Health.