Humorous Wedding Speech by the Groom Essay

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Humorous Wedding Speech by the Groom

Thank you for your kind words, I am very proud to be your son-in-law; I hope I can live up to your expectations. I would sincerely like to thank you for welcoming me into your family, for bringing up such a lovely daughter, and for giving me your blessing to marry her.

In addition. due to the number of phone calls between my wife and her mom, the phone company would also like to thank you both.

On this date in history in 1889 the Boer War ended, and maybe after my speech you'll think it's started again, although this day will go down in history as the day you all heard the best ever speech. It will be read shortly by one of my best men.

It is said that a great speech has a good
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They have been a tower of strength throughout the proceedings, as through my life, and what better way to reward them as to let them get me back for the speeches I did at their weddings. I'd like to give these to you. (Hand gifts to them)

On behalf of my wife and I, we would like to thank the rest of you for your “presence” in both senses, of the word, and for sharing our special day with us. Especially those who have traveled from far away places like Holland, Ireland, Margate, and the north of England to be here. We are very grateful, although it never surprises me hour far some people would go for a free meal.

We have been planning this wedding for about a year now, although it seems like a lifetime. Well, I say "we”, my wife did all the work, I just agreed to sort out the weather. ( If hot add: and might I say a good job has been done. It wasn’t easy but neverthelesss I made it hot today. If cold add: And I even got that wrong.)

I met my wife at Eros nightclub and I should say thanks to my friend over there (point to friend) for introducing me. They say: "You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without," which is very true with my wife and, while looking forward and preparing myself for today, I wasn't prepared enough for when I saw her walk down the aisle radiating elegance and grace. I was
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