Humorous Wedding Speech by the Groom Essay

Best man 1: Good evening everyone. I must warn you we are both pretty nervous about doing this speech. We have spent many a night awake, trying plan it to no avail. We were both so nervous about doing this speech we asked the groom for some advice on how to prepare for talking to a large audience.

(Stand up, mobile phone in hand)” Well thank you vicar it is a bit inconvenient at the moment I am just about to start the speeches."

Good Evening! For those of you who don?t know me, I?m Charlotte, the very proud sister of our glamorous Bride. I want to start by congratulating Kari and Ernest, and thanking all of you for coming here today.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I would like to start by thanking Frank on behalf of the bridesmaids for his kind comments and echo the fact that they look wonderful and performed their role fantastically well, despite the inevitable and healthy rivalry that can sometimes occur. In fact, just before the service I overheard a furious sisterly argument about who was going to be first to dance with the best man. Understandable, I thought - until I got closer and heard them saying, 'You!', 'no, you!'

truly love at first sight. As their wedding day approaches, Mate states "Today is the big

Good evening. I would like to begin by welcoming each and every one of you to this joyous and stressful occasion.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I am the groom's father, Ken, and I have the great privilege of being best man. I have recently found out there are two reasons why J W asked me to do this job. 1) To make him look younger and slimmer in the photos. 2) Because he didn't want to burden any of his friends with the terrible prospect of having to give this speech.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I must thank Donald for his kind words. I must also thank all of you for coming today - I know how hard it is to get a day release.

"So excited to share this news that we are now engaged. From both of us, thank you all for the countless well-wishes we've received during the courtship. We are so excited to take this next step in spending our lives together. We are so grateful for how the Lord has brought us together. It has been an incredible journey so far and we are excited about serving Christ together in the coming days."

However I?d like to add to this by saying what a great job you have done getting BRIDES NAME through today and I think everyone will agree you ALL/BOTH look beautiful.

Good morning ladies and gentlemen, I would like to take the time out to greet and thank you everyone for coming out today. You could have been anywhere in the world but you decided to be here; and I am ever so grateful for you all having the courage to do so.

Standing here today, I am humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed in me, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our women who stood up for the reason of reviving our community. Thanks to each and every one of us for our dedication, commitment, and showing the highest interests in the uplifting of our community to the highest level of all expectations.Today is for us to celebrate our hard work.

Today’s marriage can be viewed in so many different ways. Everyone has a different say on what marriage means to them. Whether it’s said out in vows to share with friends and family on a big special day, simply signing a piece of paper in the courthouse to have a small gathering. For example, even shown in the popular modern television series, Grey’s Anatomy, the two lead characters Meredith Grey and Derek Shepherd, write what they promised each other in a marriage on a sticky note and got married in a courthouse. A famous quote that Meredith Grey’s character said was, “Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan.

I reflect of my immense love for you both and how far I went to add happiness into your lives.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I would like to thank Scott for his kind words. For once in my life, I find myself agreeing with him - they look stunning and did an excellent job today.