The Need for Affirmative Action

1439 WordsOct 8, 19996 Pages
Affirmative Action in the words of Louis Fairykhan (humor) Affirmative Action is Necessary for Minorities to be Competitive in the Workplace The audience that I intend to attract are those that are minorities and agree with the idea of affirmative action. The persona that I chose is that of Louis Farrakhan, the leader of The Nation of Islam. I imagine that this is a speech to thousands of African-Americans that agree with Mr. Farrakhan. I appeal to tha emotions of my intended audience because I feel it is a strong tool in writing a good paper. I am notan authority on affirmative action but I feel that I know enough about it to present a good case on the subject. Good day my beautiful brothers and sisters. I'm sure you all know me by now…show more content…
This whitey was exactly right. Her comments were delicious and to the point. I certainly must agree with this Caucasian woman. I too believe that there should be an environment where merit can prevail. And by there being affirmative action there is more of a chance that the aforementioned environment will occur. A delicious thought came into my mind while I was eating my "Count Chocula" cereal this morning. If anyone here loves the taste of some good "Count Chocula" raise your hand. Of course my lactose intolerant brothers and sisters may not understand this, but hopefully those of you who love to drink your delicious and nutrient rich milk will take your black sister or brother by the hand and help them through this following milk related hell. Now, while I was eating my luscious cereal this morning I stirred the milk quickly but carefully. As I stirred the milk, the evil white marshmallows and putrid white milk slowly began to turn to a shade of a nice chocolate brown. I slammed my spoon down and praised Mohammed for showing me the light. I discovered that because of the influence of blackness upon the white community, things will slowly take a turn towards our goal; a black and white swirl instead of a black speck in a white space. With the help of affirmative action, we someday will be the vanilla and chocolate swirl that many of us hope to be. Affirmative action will integrate the black community and the white community and will give

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